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Marissa Mayer Intends to ‘Golden Parachute’ Out of $YHOO, Post Haste, For $55 Million

As part of her compensation package, M. Mayer stands to rake in $55 million, in a ‘Golden Parachute’ provided to her by the genteel board of directors at Yahoo.

It’s worth noting that Marissa was paid $36 million in 2015, while the share price slumped double digits.

As part of her potential ‘severance’, she will receive $26,324 in continued health benefits–because $55 million just isn’t enough.

This is greed, personified.

Oh, she will also get $15,000 for ‘outplacement’, whatever the fuck that means.

In 2014, Mayer received $42 million.

Let’s do some math, shall we?

Mayer has received $78 million in compensation since 2014. After selling Yahoo, due it its failure to continue as a sole entity, she will grab another $55, upping her 3 year money snatch from Yahoo shareholders to $133 million.

During the same time she received this enormous compensation, the share price has been flat.

Additionally and most importantly, Yahoo has shed its workforce by 42%.

Crony capitalism at its finest.

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12 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I think outplacement means they pay her tuition at vocational school to learn a new trade.
    Bonzai on the Nikkei – down 4%.

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  2. the dude

    Maybe she will go into politics.

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  3. dragun

    seriously, and you wonder why people are pissed!

    need some Iacocca type of leadership. too many CEO friendly boards out there.

    Diamon’s move was classic as well. Buy up a load of stock, then wait a couple of weeks and announce a buy back.

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  4. matt_bear

    There is no non-founding corporate CEO worth that amount of money.

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  5. skulduggery

    Yahoo’s run like the post office. Zero accountability.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Yahoo sucks. At least someone made money before its fades into dust. Why not a whore?

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  7. speedius

    On the bright side, thanks to Marissa, average pay for women is now on par with men.

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  8. stockslueth

    It’s been a revolving door of CEOs trying to make to turn YAHOO around. Just another anointed one getting their cut. The number of truly effective CEOs are few and far between.

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  9. ironbird

    ‘It’s a Small World” is a fucking ride at Disneyland. Adults rarely fit.

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  10. brvalentine

    Failure has and continues to be rewarded as well as a prerequisite for further Destruction.

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  11. zheeeem

    Jeez, I misread your headline as “Marissa Meyer Gets Golden Shower”.

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