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Stocks Are Selling Off Again, BECAUSE IT’S MAY

Global markets are careening lower, amidst the change in the calendar. Without question, the month on the calendar has been changed from April to May. As such, stocks are trading substantionally lower, as investors acclimate themselves to this new reality.

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The German people were caught offguard by this shift, spilling beer swill all over their regalia.

U.S. futures are insidiously lower.

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Prepare for an odious open.

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2 comments

  1. badduck

    Stocks are selling off because the dollar is corrapsing.

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