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Trump Makes a Serious Case Against a Kasich Presidency

Trump has destroyed the burgeoning Kasich presidential bid, by laying waste to his egregious table manners. How funny is this?

I can’t wait for him to mock Putin’s hunting etiquette.

The Kasich presidential candidacy has ended. God bless Donald J. Trump for enlightening the American people about the virtues of table etiquette.

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17 comments

  1. dcolella15

    This is fantastic!

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  2. joshua

    The Real Housewives generation is loving it. Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves.

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  3. The Maven

    Did you see when he literally ate Ted Cruz’s liver on live feed from Rhode Island, in front of 5000 screaming Romans? It was Epic.

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  4. joshua

    No, but I saw the preview during duck dynasty. I just pray they don’t rerun it during nascar, 12 and pregnant, or Trailerpark Confessions…. Sponsored by skoal.

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  5. braveflaps

    Insane.

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  6. joyous__ending

    Trump will never be president, this is all such a waste.

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  7. frog

    To think we’ve had 44 presidential elections before, without comparing the table manners of all the candidates. What were we thinking, LOL?

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    • frog

      Oops, actually more elections than that. 44 presidents, some of whom were elected twice, apparently without adequate attention paid to their table manners.

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  8. billiejones

    Read old debate and speach transcripts. By comparison, ridiculing table manners is tame and nowhere near as petty. Trump is just reviving an old and long American tradition of “gloves off” political competition. Funny how strong recency bias shapes our opinions when the facts of history are so easily retrieved if a person simply does the work.

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    • frog

      No one here said that this was the most wild or petty comment ever made in politics. But criticizing others seems to be our most common national custom in the U.S. today. If no one said anything that was incorrect, you can just make up something wrong, claim someone said it, and then criticize it.

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      • frog

        I’m actually impressed that a person would do the work of reading old debate and speech transcripts. If you do that, you must know a lot more about presidential elections that most people.

        And I hope you can appreciate the fact that very few other people have the time and the interest to do something like this, and that it’s their perfect right to spend their time on things of more interest to themselves.

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      • billiejones

        Frog,

        To your comment: reading old political transcripts isn’t a hobby of mine, I just dont’t spray shit out of my mouth without verifying first. You are absolutely correct; it is your right to spend your time on anyhting you want……however, it is not your right to make up horse shit and expect it to go unchecked. Check your bias son, its controlling you.

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    • hattery

      I’d like to read the debate transcripts between
      Arron Burr and Andrew Hamilton
      I hear it’s a real killer

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  9. it is showtime

    Trump-Sanders

    it’s the etch a sketch in the air ticket

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  10. s.k.

    LOL.

    He is right, though. Kasich does eat like a third grader.

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  11. ottnott

    Advantage: Trump

    He is the only candidate who can eat with his eyes.
    http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/282445/conspiracy-donald-trump-eyes-tiny-mouths/

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