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Bernie Sanders Skips NY Primaries and Grabs a Sauerkraut Sandwich Instead

New York isn’t feeling the Bern, apparently.

The Hilderbeast has mudstomped Bernie into a fucking hot dog stand and he’s been left there ever since, eating sauerkraut sandwiches, talking to himself about ‘fucking banks’ this and ‘fucking billionaires’ that.

With 59% of the vote in, Hillary is up 59% to 40%, in a regular knee-slapping beat down, primordial in nature, arcane in practice.

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4 comments

  1. ironbird

    How long ago did one have to register to vote? Gotta love New York.

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  2. ironbird

    Hillary giving a “victory” speech this moment. Spitting image of… Brilliance.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    The Harper is celebrating in style tonight…

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  4. Mad_Scientist

    Phew. Market and Biotech wouldve gotten crushed tomorrow had Bern stolen NY

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