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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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MARKETS RAMP INTO THE CLOSE; NEW HIGHS AND JOYOUS OCCASIONS ABOUND

What wonderful splendor. Everyone made money today, from dollar bulls to bond longs. Everyone won but gold longs; but they’re not human. They’re subhuman offal, floating about the lagoon, corrupting and infecting the environment with their rhetoric. Some argue that vaccines are poisonous toxins, or how Ted Cruz is actually a tool for the Bush crime family. I posit that gold bugs are wholly responsible for global warming.

Markets crushed higher into the close, collapsing the wheeled chairs of disabled folks worldwide. I have a keen interest in only seeing the complete and thorough annihilation of the oil barrel class of investor. As far as I am concerned, the rest of you are free and welcomed to thrive and run about the prairies, eating zebra and giraffes, if you should choose to do so.

But know this. This arid weather you seem to be enjoying now will not last. Very soon, within 2 week’s time, a great thunderous storm will appear, flooding the prairie, causing great angst and carnage amongst the irresponsible zebra eaters. Giraffes will roam free and step on the heads of those caught in the floods (they have long necks and can survive the floods). Le Fly will appear, out of nowhere, manning an ark, floating free and fast, pummeling over the skulls of the zebra eaters–like small rocks on the bottom of the ocean floor.

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10 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Livermore would have killed himself BEFORE the crash. on this one. watching a programmed computer&robot market. where his crash would be happening without it

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  2. frog

    I am thriving and running about the prairies, but I love zebras and giraffes and would never eat them. I have a friend who vacationed in Africa and loved it. Too hot for me though, I think.

    I don’t know if Ted Cruz is actually a tool for the Bush crime family, but I do believe we have to watch out for those neo-cons. All neocons working in foreign policy agencies should be fired. It’s the height of dishonesty to slant intelligence information so as to make it look as if wars with practically every nation on the planet are justifiable

    Apparently they tried to get us into a war with Iran, and maybe one with Cuba too, during Bush the younger’s reign. You would think that conducting wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq would have been enough for them. But you would be wrong. War to neocons is like cocaine to addicts.

    How an Iran War Was Averted
    https://consortiumnews.com/2016/04/12/how-an-iran-war-was-averted/

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  3. the dude

    Fly, great Exodus screen you posted earlier. Better than Cheetos. Thanks.

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  4. t.c.

    I don’t always eat meat, but when I do, I prefer the wildebeest.

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  5. zheeeem

    Best. Market. Commentary. Ever.

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  6. og

    BlueStar comments section has been real quiet.

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  7. vampyr

    “pummeling over the skulls of the zebra eaters–like small rocks on the bottom of the ocean floor.” Really?

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