In this segment of ‘what the fuck is Jim Cramer talking about?’, Jim posits the bull market is in its beginning stages. Condescendingly, and decidedly so, he likens the ‘pin action’ in many of the tech names as being ‘obvious’ and he makes verbal translations of exploding TNT to describe the bullish nature that is about to befall you–‘KABOOM.’ The rails are back, obviously–just like the banks, industrials, and anything else that walks and talks. As a matter of fact, all of China and Europe are back, helping the useless and pathetically ‘deal-less’ (extra Trump) United States step out from its morass to enjoy the fruits being bore in Germany.
This is one of the seals from hell being lifted. The path towards a bidless stock market, rigged with exploding hand puppets, is through a Jim Cramer ‘THIS IS THE FUCKING BEGINNING OF THE BULL MARKET, KABOOM” segment.
You’ve all been warned, in the most dire of terms imaginable.
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OK. Great! Another LOL after reading just the first line, laughter is good medicine.
Definitely a sign the top is near. Very near.
It’s not over until gartman says its a bull
Concur.
So greed should just continue forever Jim Cramer? You greedy greasy goldman gruel.
manipulating indexes X-teen number of times
will not ever
ever
overpower
economic cycles
No words. Enjoy this, because it does not happen often.
I’ve been religiously reading everything you post on the interwebs for the past 10 years. This is the first time since IBC’s inception that I am seeing a “flashily fonted headline”.
Kudos.
We implemented the red headline tonight. It will be used sparingly. A new era befalls you.
I still really can’t get my mind around this. I would expect no less than “Continuation of…” from JC (not that one), but “Begining of…” – he has truly out done himself. Jim is in full “Preach it, Pastor!” mode. I’m surprised he didn’t have a gospel choir – oh, wait, I guess that’s what CNBC and Fox Business are for.
I pray for a single digit VIX….so I can get all in leap puts.
I just read that rivers are mysteriously turning blood red in Namibia and dead frogs fell with rain in Indonesia yesterday. The first seal has been broken and we only have two weeks to go. Thanks Cramer…