The Great Roubini Believes #BREXIT Will Mark the End to the EU

Never shy to declare wanton doom, Nouriel Roubini suggested that if England left the EU, the Scotts would leave England, the Catalonians would leave Spain and Norway and Greece would leave the EU too. I am sure if given the chance to discuss this further, Nouriel would’ve predicted Texas secession and a fucking break-off of the state of California, which would then drift and ram itself (homo) into N. Korea–at which point the former American state would become a prison torture camp for all inhabitants.