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Jet-Setter In Chief, John Kerry, is Most Traveled Secretary of State Ever

Super asshole, married to the heir to the ketchup fortune, keeps himself very busy in the sky, gallivanting from one destination to the next–forging conflagrations and schemes across the globe.

He has traveled 1.06 million miles, spending more than 96 days in the sky since 2013.

For all of those miles, the American people have received nothing but the bill.

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13 comments

  1. bravo

    Easter Island face always was an abject failure at everything but marriage.

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  2. Marc David

    and unlike us Peons.. I bet he gets to keep those miles on his personal card and account. So he’ll retire a Blue Platinum Plus Gold Member with 1st class for life.

    #MustBeNice

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  3. superb

    did you see putin trolling kerry as kerry had carry all his luggage. putin is funny.

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  4. superb

    Fly, you white supremacist, you worship Trump. Thats why you hate Kerry.

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    • frog

      No, it’s just that Fly reads/views/listens to and believes Right Wing “news sources” that use the formula I specified below to write their “news reports.” Everyone can be vulnerable to propaganda. If you are not aware of the formulas they use, it’s easy to be fooled.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I only hate you.

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  5. tradercaddy

    I thought the best part of his travels was when Lurch brought James Taylor to France to sing You’ve Got A Friend to the French after last year’s terrorist attacks.
    I’m still laughing at that one (as are the terrorists).

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  6. frog

    He’s a good diplomat. If he were Sec. of State in a GOP administration, we wouldn’t even know how many miles he had traveled. Because Democrats do not keep track of every single normal expense of government in order to try to make a huge issue of every single one of them.

    The Right Wing propagandists formula is: Keep track of every single thing a Dem administration does, and every penny it spends. Then find a reason to claim that the money has been wasted, or that the action by Obama or someone he appointed, was detrimental to the U.S. Or if you can’t find a reason to claim that, just make some general statement to the effect that the money was wasted or that nothing was accomplished. Since many aspects of negotiations are necessarily kept secret, that is very easy to claim in the case of the Secretary of State.

    Right Wingers think that Bush’s bloody expensive quagmire Iraq War, based on Bush’s lies about weapons of mass destruction, was accomplishing something wonderful in foreign policy, by comparison.

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    • bushwacker2

      Fly—that’s a pretty good description of the dork also known as John Kerry.

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    • bushwacker2

      Oh, please! Straight from the lib dem talking points.

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      • frog

        Yes, as the great Stephen Colbert has noted, facts have a well known liberal bias.

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  7. eddiedaroza

    He’s not married to the heir of ketchup fortune he’s married to the ex-wife of the heir of a ketchup fortune.

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  8. bushwacker2

    Fly—that’s a pretty good description of the dork also known as John Kerry.

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