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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Cashin: NO MORE RATE HIKES FOR 2016

Does anyone see how stupid this line of work is, or is it just me? Just the other day, consensus opinion was building around an April Fed rate hike and most assuredly one in June. Now, post Yellen speech part two, all previously scheduled rate hikes have been henceforth canceled and your local magistrate will enact the ancient law of prima nocta, declaring ‘first rights’ to your bride on her wedding night.

Fuck this shit.

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12 comments

  1. Marc David

    QE Forever! You said it way back and you’ve been right ever since.

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  2. it is showtime

    Whoever spent an hour on the Dot plot is pissed

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  3. Marc David

    Red Robin
    Whiskey River BBQ Cheeseburger:

    Calories: 1,392

    Carbs: 94 grams
    Protein: 46 grams
    Fat: 89 grams

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    • lplongo

      I ate there once when I was unemployed in late 2008. Ate whatever burger it was and knew it wasn’t good for me. Got home to visit the site and view nutritional info – that was the first time I saw a burger of >1k calories.

      It is amazing to me that this food is even available. I would think most people still follow the 3 meals a day and one stop to this place and -poof- goes a 2.5k calorie diet because you KNOW fries and soda are served with it. It’s fine it’s available but no one markets it as a special occasion or treat, it’s positioned like it’s OK for daily life!

      That all being said, I need to scale down again. I am 6′ 180 and prefer to be mid 160s.

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  4. ironbird

    For the sake of everything holy and satanic. Please by St Pattys grace. Do not let frog blog. Little one already does. lol

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    • t.c.

      You gotta give the young lady credit for coming in here and mixing it up in this predominantly conservative male group. Remember, as crazy as her ideas may be, she is somebody’s daughter.

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  5. the dude

    I used to think the five hawks were wrong in the head. Now I wonder if they are playing good-cop, bad-cop or maybe the five are allowed out of the dove coop occasionally to blow off steam as long as they stick to the program.

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    • ironbird

      Possibly it is all a lie. And Hillary can not win with a down tape. At least hard to imagine.

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  6. stockslueth

    Learn to stop worrying and love the rally.

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  7. bushwacker2

    No more rate hikes for the remainder of this century.

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  8. blahblahblah

    i once ate four quarter pounders w/ cheese. something like 2000 calories and 200g fat. i was slightly overfull but my metabolism can rip two or three at a time. not four. makes a beautiful morning donation tho.

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