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Trump Takes Louisiana

Ten thousand apologies to my democrats readers out there for ignoring the middle earth crawl of Hillary Clinton to the nomination. She won Lousiana and Sanders won the worthless state of Nebraska, much to the chagrin of Warren Buffett.

The shmuck, Rubio, finished third in Lousiana because no one likes him. Should he lose Florida, look for the GOP to insert Romney in the face, in order to broker the convention and stop a Trump nomination.

For the night, Trump took Lousiana, Kentucky, while Cruz took Maine and Kansas.

Democracy has never been so meaningless.

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39 comments

  1. Mad_Scientist

    So much for all those pundits who said Rubio would be favored to win the “northern states.” Ted Cruz whipping his ass because no one likes Rubio, not southerners, not northerners. He’s a robot fool.

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  2. moosh

    I smell McCain trying to be meaningless again. Who is Trump’s vp?

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  3. ironbird

    Nice play by play. Masterfully done again. The great state of Kentucky goes the right way. Just got called.

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  4. frog

    Sanders won Kansas, in addition to Nebraska. Either he or Hillary will make a great president, after all is said and done.

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  5. one-eighty

    Cruz would start WWIII. He makes Trump look good.

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  6. ironbird

    The irony. Trump is the devil to the lib set. Then Saturday Night Live gets somewhat funny again. Take off the gloves of pc horseshit and comedians grow little balls. The women to obviously. Crazy.

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  7. faith grace

    http://endtimeheadlines.org

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  8. txdohawk

    Are they really going to reanimate Mitt Romney’s corpse for another losing campaign? Look back at that photo of him pumping gas after he took his 2012 thumping. That doesn’t look like a man who ever wants to be near a campaign again.

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    • frog

      I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened. The GOP establishment is so clueless and so disconnected from their voters that running Romney seems like the obvious thing they would do— clueless as it would be.

      The 2 decades long propaganda push of Clinton bashing 24/7/365 has been fairly successful, so Hillary may not win by a landslide in the general election, but she will still win.

      Obama didn’t have to deal with that. The GOP leaders were so convinced that not many Americans would ever vote for a black man, that they didn’t bother to bash Obama as much or as viciously as Hillary. And he wasn’t well known for very long before his presidential run, so there wasn’t a long period of time in which to come up with accusations, make up lies about him, and pair the word “untrustworthy” with his name many thousands of times.

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  9. stockslueth

    People are beginning to sense how true that last line actually is.

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  10. frog

    Democracy is indeed meaningless, when voter turnout is this low. 36.4% in the 2014 Congressional elections. Lowest since World War II. No doubt influenced by all the propaganda saying that “both parties are the same”, “If voting mattered it would be illegal”, yada yada yada. People sincerely genuinely believe these things, but they are not original thoughts. They have been fed to us through propaganda for decades.

    Out of all the propaganda campaigns in modern times, the push to persuade Americans to stay home on elections days has been the most successful of all. Who is doing it? The party that benefits when voter turnout is low, of course.

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  11. frog

    BTW, just saw Where to Invade Next. A must see film. Shows all kinds of good ideas worth copying, from other countries. Lots of them were ideas originally from the U.S. that we have forgotten over time. And it shows how people in other countries get out in the streets and demonstrate for their rights. What do Americans do? Nothing. 63% of us can’t even be bothered to vote.

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  12. t.c.

    Saw “The Seven Five” this weekend. About police corruption in the 1980’s and 1990’s Brooklyn. Eye opening. Free on Amazon Prime.

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  13. jonny

    “Nevertheless, I am merely a conduit to the news.” No not really, your bias is clear. It’s unfathomable to me (as a non American) to understand how someone as sharp as yourself would find such kinship with the likes of a fascist like Donald Trump.

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    • one-eighty

      Trump is an idiot just saying the first thing that pops into his brain. Cruz is the real danger. He is a religious fanatic who believes he is doing the work of God when attacking Muslims.

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    • frog

      Jonny, Americans are very addicted to entertainment. Trump is crazy, so lots of people are entertained by him. They don’t think it through– what it would be like with him in charge of the U.S. Americans are not big on thinking through issues thoroughly or rationally.

      Plus, Trump is the tough guy candidate. I don’t know what your TV does in your country, but our TVs try to scare the shit out of us here. Once people are scared enough of Muslims, Mexican immigrants etc., they are perfectly willing to elect a fascist who promises to take care of things so they don’t have to be scared any more. People don’t realize that if they don’t want to be scared any more, all they have to do is turn off their TV & find friends who don’t watch TV either & so don’t feel scared unnecessarily.

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  14. lesurgeon

    So, are we going to build a wall or what..?

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  15. Dr. Fly

    Of course my bias is clear. That was tongue in cheek.

    I want the guy who’s gonna build the fucking wall and have Mexico pay for it.

    Plus, he’s the only nationalist on the ticket.

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  16. s.k.

    Kasich is the only one with the qualities to be President. Unfortunately those guys never get elected.

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  17. Dr. Fly

    Wrong. Trump is the only person there with balls who isn’t controlled by the oligarchy.

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    • frog

      Except for Bernie.

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      • frog

        And Bernie is a sane person, which is a great advantage in a pres.

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    • anjing bau

      worked wonders in Italy when the elected Berlusconi ….. Doesn’t matter who gets in trouble in Paradise is in the cards…but Trump would breathe new air in the Offal office..whether its fresh or not TBD

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      • moosh

        It’s crazy how everyone gets so worked up about something they really have no control over. Politics is a religion for some. I like banking coin.

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    • juice

      Bingo! my thoughts precisely

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      You think he’ll be self-funding a Presidential campaign? Of course not. Then we will see how he rolls. Will his supporters contribute to his campaign like Bernie’s or are they just a mob?

      Incidentally, remember how Trump promised big contributions to various veterans groups a few weeks back. He never sent them the money. Instead one of Trump’s boys send them some bucks ….check out this douche.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/what-ever-happened-to-all-that-money-trump-raised-for-the-veterans/2016/03/03/fbafd9a0-e0b2-11e5-8d98-4b3d9215ade1_story.html

      http://observer.com/2010/09/stewie-rah-rah-pharmas-king-of-fun/

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    • bexpo

      Are you being tongue in cheek again? I cannot tell. Trump exposes the whole political system as a ruse that convinced Americans their interests were being met BUT ACTUALLY have been BAD DEALS? Trump is right …most trade deals & subsidies have been horrible.
      Would the leopard Trump change his spots & go to the other side & pull a Frank Abagnale?
      The whole system is “Catch Me If You Can” burying huge subsidies inside of populist bills.
      The fact that the establishment wants Trump gone shows me – they are not sure he will keep the status quo?
      Politics would not be meaningless if Americans actually paid attention to real issues.

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  18. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Anyone who loves this country and what it represents cannot vote for Trump. Trump is a unprincipled flim-flam man, plain and simple. Narcissists like Trump are incredibly dangerous. Trump is strong? A penis joke got Trump so flustered during the last debate his campaign manger had to rush on-stage to comfort him. How can anyone support a guy who says the shit he does when you know half of it even he doesn’t believe? Ultimately he will be defeated but he has revealed that even America can be beguiled by an evil man.

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    • moosh

      You lay out many questions very directly, but offer no retort?

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    • frog

      77% of Trump’s statements that were checked by Politifact.com were false. Higher than even other GOP candidates like Cruz, whose statements were false 66% of the time.

      Hillary will win the general election. The GOP campaigns are just entertainment.

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      • Dr. Fly

        What a crock of shit. Don’t believe a single thing out of politifact.

        Only one thing matters:

        Trump is pro American

        Hillary is a globalist witch

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    • Dr. Fly

      Trump isn’t an evil man. You’re letting his alpha male bravado get in the way of understanding his true intentions. Trump will go down as the best pro American president (sad that I have to write that) in a generation, or two.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        Trump isn’t Pro-American. He is Pro-Donald. The last refuge for the guilty is to attack the press. Can you say Nixon? Your understanding of nationalist and globalist is sophomoric.

        Maybe you can explain to us Trump’s true intentions? They seem to change day to day. You can skip the part about his wanting to kill the children of terrorists and destroy our economy with a 35% tariff on Chinese goods. That I understand.

        Even the most enthusiastic supporter of Trump has to admit the guy is a serial bullshitter. His strength is that he has no shame and therefore can talk out of both sides of his mouth like the politicians he enjoys vilifying. The guy was a draft dodger and then calls McCain who was tortured in a POW camp for five years a loser. He thinks the Chinese are our economic enemies but happily takes their millionaires’ money in exchange for EB-5 visas. That reveals everything about his character.

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      • bexpo

        I thought I was replying to you – but my comment ended up above? It was meant for you Fly.

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  19. the dude

    Dumpf and Louisiana. Heart heart.

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