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Cruz Takes Kansas, Trump Takes Kentucky, Rubio Takes Nothing

Dr. Fly Sat Mar 5, 2016 8:48pm EST 5 Comments

There isn’t a bigger assclown than Marco Rubio. Out of all the assclowns from all the assclowneries, Marco Rubio takes the crown, the asshat.

Big dumbo ears did nothing during tonight’s caucuses, further denigrating the GOP establishment hacks who are throwing millions down the Rubio toilet bowl.

Both Cruz and Trump are anti establishment candidates, with the former deranged by his fanatical religious beliefs and allegiance to tea party morons.

Nevertheless, I am merely a conduit to the news.

Cruz crushed Kansas by 25% over Trump.

Trump is up more than 12% over Cruz.

Cruz is leading by 6% in Maine.

And Louisiana is closing in a few minutes.

Retarded Rubio won nothing.

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5 comments

  1. RaginCajun
    RaginCajun
    March 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Cruz 4TW!

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  2. dschnei6
    dschnei6
    March 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    Trump wins Louisiana!

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  3. juice
    juice
    March 6, 2016 at 6:29 am

    “There isn’t a bigger assclown than Marco Rubio. Out of all the assclowns from all the assclowneries, Marco Rubio takes the crown, the asshat.”

    well said

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  4. blahblahblah
    blahblahblah
    March 6, 2016 at 10:30 am

    being from another planet it’s pretty clear to me who will be the next President

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    • frog
      frog
      March 6, 2016 at 5:07 pm

      It should be clear to everyone by this time that it’s Hillary.

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