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Wall Street’s Biggest Bull Wants You to Curb Your Enthusiasm

I don’t want to disparage Stoltzfus too much. Instinctively, I like the guy. He reminds me of someone I once hated and then learned to like. At any rate, he’s a lunatic. His target for the S&P 500 is 2,300, leagues and scores ahead of everyone else. He’s the outlier of the analyst community and he’s asking you to curb your enthusiasm.

The fuck?

The fuck is right, lads. He thinks stocks trade north, based on magnets from outerspace pulling them higher. Other than that, he’s rather melancholy about the whole ordeal–reminiscent of better global growth years, pining for reflators.

Well, sir, you shall not have any reflators!

Adjust your estimates, clown.

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7 comments

  1. Marc David

    Maybe he’s a fan of Bob Proctor?

    “One of the biggest mistakes is to set your goals too low… to go after only what you think you can get. Instead, you must go after what you really want. Walt Disney once said, “I don’t like to repeat past successes.” The whole idea is to stretch yourself outside your comfort zone and to reach for something beyond what you’ve done in the past. If the size of your goal doesn’t make you feel a little uncomfortable, its probably too small of a goal and not worthy of you.”

    Seems like he set a reasonable lofty goal! He doesn’t want to repeat a past succees.

    Go dude ibe never heard of. Go!

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  2. tradingnymph

    Last two days have been this STUPID belief that G20 will give something other then a Photo Op. THEY NEVER GIVE ANYTHING of value imho. So this Bear has to sit here and listen to SPX 2300 calls and all this Bull Hope. Kuroda this week basically had his balls cut off from the Diet (Senate). Now Draghi is looking a lot weaker with everyone seeing how Neg Rates are not working. No Cocaine for you Bulls.

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    • blahblahblah

      lolz i’ve converted my ark cabin into a time share

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      • tradingnymph

        lol, you may want to see if you can get that Cabin back. Should get super ugly after ECB breaks the Bulls hope. BTW, us Bears have a super cool Yacht, no Arks for us…but we do serve only gruel at the buffet.

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  3. unrelated

    The Bears vs. the Bulls… Why does this video clip still-image remind me of a post game analysis Sports talk show? Oh, now that I look at it again it does say “Halftime Report” in graphics, plus a bunch of burly men are gathered around a news desk. A friend confided in me one time saying that though it is a little annoying how much time her boyfriend spends watching games on TV, the worst part, which she said is downright annoying, is that after the game they have to sit around and talk about it, pointlessly, for what seems like forever. I was like, oh my god, you are so right!

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  4. jpmorgains

    Fuckin love how Judge just jumps in there giving zero fucks…”get to the point, you think the S&P is going to 2300″.

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  5. frog

    At least there is someone on the TeeVee who isn’t a Devil Dog. good for Stoltzfus.

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