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$JNJ Ordered to Pay $72 Million in Lawsuit, Because Their Talcum Powder Causes CANCER

You can’t get more evil than cancer causing powder, used for babies and small children. Naturally, some older people use it too. And, apparently so, it fucking causes cancer, of the ovarian varietal.

Johnson & Johnson was ordered by a Missouri state jury to pay $72 million of damages to the family of a woman whose death from ovarian cancer was linked to her use of the company’s talc-based Baby Powder and Shower to Shower for several decades.

In a verdict announced late Monday night, jurors in the circuit court of St. Louis awarded the family of Jacqueline Fox $10 million of actual damages and $62 million of punitive damages, according to the family’s lawyers and court records.

Guess who owns the brand who makes this shower to shower cancer talc shit?

You guessed it: VALEANT PHARMA. They must’ve gotten it real cheap, after JNJ found out it caused fucking cancer.

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3 comments

  1. superpositron

    You seem to survive on 3 hours of sleep night.

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  2. tradercaddy

    So I guess it would be okay to use on boy baby butts (say this 5 times really quick) only.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    Evidently she was heavily powdering herself “down there” for 35 years… Seems like an unusual practice, but what the hell do I know???

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