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Lord Howard Lindzon of the Coronado Discusses Events of ‘Extreme Importance’

While perusing the Bloomberg website for some good video clips, much to my delight, I stumbled upon his Lordship, Howard Lindzon of the Coronado, discussing events of worldly importance. His takes on Facebook, Google and Apple will go down as legendary.

He called Google the new Berkshire Hathaway and how Amazon would one day become the world’s biggest company. He did mention Netflix in a Freudian slippish type manner–before delving into his ancient age and how Facebook appeals to his demographic.

His core thesis for success is to capture human beings at the tender age of 8, coercing them into becoming customers–and then spitting them back out into the matrix after the elderly age of 80.

BEHOLD.

“There are still people living in the bush…bearish days everything we built will fall into the ocean.”

Lord H. Lindzon, 2016

If you’re wondering the background behind Lord Lindzon, it’s his estate at Coronado– overseeing the pacific ocean– where he raises livestock and produces fresh corn and oranges for the United States and Monaco.

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6 comments

  1. gapfiller

    LOL

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  2. lesurgeon

    This guys high as fuck!
    Here’s what I imagined happened: The producer went out back for cigaret break while on commercial
    and found this shmuck behind the dumpster. Upon realizing his show needed better rating he smacked this gentlemen with a stick. When he woke he convinced LORD to come on-air for a 40 ounce of 211 and a pack of jimmies. And boom he’s back.

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  3. frog2

    Fly savage af for that screen grab

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  4. probucks

    LMA0

    I wish i could understand gibberish – Still hilarious all the same

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  5. bexpo

    So that’s Howard from Stocktwits! Thanks for that video. He finally changed his avatar to show his face – on ST.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Howard is one of my favorite people in the world.

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