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Bad News for Equity Longs: The Ark Production Continues

I bet the lot of you enjoyed today’s rally. You wore Dow 16,000 caps and devoured cheesed doodles while watching your favorite stocks trade up.

Back in the days of Noah, there were sunny days, very pleasant days, yet the production of the ark continued. He didn’t loaf about the tree stump, watching wildlife frolic in the woods. He collected animals, plants, and select human beings–to live on his ark, for the preservation of mankind. When the floods came shuffling down, Noah and his fucking zebras had the last laugh.

As all of the sinners drowned in the briney waters of God’s tears, Noah’s goats ate leaves FROM THE TREES NOAH SAVED AND PUT ON HIS ARK.

I present the intraday action of TLT.

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The good news is stocks were up. The bad news is, as indicated by TLT aka”the ark”, the floods are still coming.

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9 comments

  1. aformalcat

    I bought 2 shares.

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  2. it is showtime

    this is Fly’s buy list at the Dow 2800 bottom

    GILD, DIS, not MSFT, MON, DD&DDD (hes a boobman)
    LNN, PBJ, JUNO, ISIS
    MDM & FANG, not FIG

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    • john

      You must watch your COMPORTMENT during the upcoming global implosion or be BANNED!

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    • helicopter ben

      2800 is intermediate. Long term price target for Dow is 900.

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  3. frog

    It went pretty much sideways. Someone enlighten me as to why a single sideways day is a bad omen?

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  4. billiejones

    With a rally in equities like today, especially up to important technical levels, you would expect to see a selloff in treasuries as confirmation that the market wants to go higher. Debt investors tend to be a bit smarter than the equities crowd…or so the saying goes (its true)

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  5. cali24dog

    Tomorrow will be a telling day. We’ll see what the market is made of. If the rally is real and new leadership is coming, it should be able to shrug off the aapl and crude inventory news. We’ll see……

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