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Netflix Smashes Expectations; Frank Underwood is Pleased

Shares of NFLX are surging in the after hours on better than expected results, with regard to subscription adds. The reason for the beat is fairly simple: international adds. For the quarter, Netflix added almost 6 million subscribers, 4 million which came from international shores. The loafers and the loungers have made Netflix a massive success, as they squirrel away in their log cabins or huts made from adobe, hiding from the ISIS head choppers roaming about the neighborhoods outside.

With all of the violence and perversion taking place in the real world, people are opting to stay indoors and watch President “fuck You” Frank Underwood take executive action.

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5 comments

  1. ironbird

    Too bad they are “loosing” money on all the dirt eaters in the third world. According to the analyst on teevee.

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  2. probucks

    insanity

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Gonna burn 1 bill in 2016

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  4. lesurgeon

    Yeah but, In this tape. Do you see a good short opportunity here?

    Fly? FLY!?!?

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  5. gravestonedoji

    I sold 1/2 of my NFLX position, one of the few remaining things i own other than TLT and UUP (after ditching TNA, SPY today), ahead of earnings. Its up 8% AH but who cares? The 6 degenerates trading amongst themselves can enjoy the pop because tomorrow it will trade down from those levels, significantly so. I could see it finishing up maybe a percent or two but that’s it. Then lower.

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