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Aunt Vivian Demolished Jada Pinkett for Oscars Ban

I truly don’t give a shit about any of these issues, people complaining about their lives, lack of awards being thrusted upon them and the like. But after I read the shade that Aunt Viv from The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire tossed at Jada Pinkett over her Oscar tantrum, I felt it was incumbent upon me to share this internet greatness.

First of all, Miss Thing, does your man not have a mouth of his own with which to speak? Second thing is, girlfriend, there’s a lot of sh*t going on in the world that you all don’t seem to recognize. People are dying, our boys are being shot left and right, people are hungry, people are trying to pay bills, and you’re talking about some … actors and Oscars. It just ain’t that deep.”

Hubert went on to call out the Smiths for making money from the same system (and with their own production company) they want to boycott. And she turned her attentions to Will:

“Maybe you didn’t deserve a nomination. I frankly didn’t think you deserved a Golden Globe nomination with that accent, but you got one. Just because the world doesn’t go the way you wanted it to go doesn’t mean you can go out and then start asking people to start singing ‘We Shall Overcome’ for you. You ain’t Barack and Michelle Obama, and you need to get over yourselves.”

Apparently, the Oscars is “too white.” Even so, Will Smith is still a super shitty actor.

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16 comments

  1. TJWP

    If you want to know literally everything you need to know about the Smith family and what kind of people they are, look at their fucking kids.

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  2. toad37

    +1000 to her.

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    • frog

      These are certainly no dumber than the average teenager’s tweets. Jaden is Will’s teenage son. Studying the deceased guru Osho’s writings is not a bad idea at all. He had scandals around him when he was alive. And was certainly far from perfect. But his dynamic meditation– which includes some jumping around and exercising– has helped a lot of people to release stress and emotional distress. There are still videos describing and demonstrating it on the web. The most fun one happens to be from Germany, here below, but most of them are in English.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZFl5a9KjIE

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  3. frog

    I thought Will Smith was good in Men in Black. Haven’t watched his recent stuff. The space aliens were the biggest stars of Men in Black though. Maybe they should have called that movie Space Aliens.

    Speaking of space aliens, RIP David Bowie. I am one of many who will miss you. Here’s his song about a space alien.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B5zmDz4vR4

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  4. doubleplus

    “After Earth” would only be second to “Battlefield Earth” as a visual aid for enhanced interrogation.

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  5. dragun

    Yeah and Training Day beat out Beautiful Mind back in the day, just because Crowe went on a rampage before the Oscars. This is all BS just like our political system.

    Move along nothing to see here.

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  6. t.c.

    The sense of entitlement runneth over these days.

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  7. frog

    Do people actually believe that Trump is going to solve our supposed immigration problems by building a wall and getting Mexico to pay for it?

    The GOP has consistently run like wildfire, away from doing anything about immigration. They are making Rubio regret the day he ever proposed a real immigration bill. The GOP can not afford to do anything about immigration. Because the only thing they have to offer their voters is the opportunity to hate and blame the “bad guy” scapegoats. If the GOP gets rid of the scapegoats, what will they offer their voters then? “I feel your hate” is their entire campaign strategy. Trump sure is a quick study. He caught on to that right away.

    Amazing to have voters who demand nothing from government, and nothing from the economy. They just need somebody to hate and a leader willing to pretend he’s going to get rid of the people they hate, thus solving the “problem.” A President Trump would actually do exactly what the 2 GOP dominated Houses of Congress are doing about immigration right now– nothing.

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    • levrage

      Seriously. All we’re getting is “I’ll keep America safe”, but safe from what – enemies foreign and domestic? What if our biggest enemy is ourselves?

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  8. juice

    talk about shade, that was an arctic blast! kind of like our weekend forecast

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  9. UncleBuccs

    I asked Auntie Buccs if she would please boycott the Oscars this year (and every year after)….no such luck.

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  10. lesurgeon

    1000 hat tips. This couldn’t have been said better.

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  11. t.c.

    Well, one of my best indicators finally went bullish today and on such an anemic rally too.

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