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“The Fly’s” Predictions for 2016

I am forcing you to our Faced book page, because that’s where the young whipper snappers go to play internet games with one another.

Predictions are not to be taken seriously. What we see in the market now may not be what we see 3,6 or even two weeks from today. Part of my skill set is being able to adjust, rapidly, to a changing landscape, so sticking to a static plan isn’t exactly my forte.

Nevertheless, the people want predictions. Therefore, the people will get them.

BEHOLD: My predictions for 2016 (be sure to like and share, you lazy clam diggers)

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22 comments

  1. gappingandyapping

    Many of your past predictions that seemed unseemly wild have actually come true. Ignore them at your own peril. Also, Facebook is fucking banned.

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  2. frog2

    Flys nick name in high school was Debbie Downer

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  3. Marc David

    Printing these out and will cross them off as they happen.

    I sure wish Apple had gotten to $140 or so as you predicted in 2015. That stock seems destined for meritocracy.

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  4. the dude

    Wish you had posted these here. I “liked” them on Facebook and made my girlfriend interrupt her pet video to “like” them too. But really I don’t give a fuck about Facebook.

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    • Dr. Fly

      It’s not about your opinion of Facebook. It’s about using your network of former high school girlfriends to further my cause to spread our brand of financial propaganda to meet an end of developing an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) which will be used for offensive purposes only.

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      • levrage

        I don’t think that’s a good idea. If I introduced you to my ex-girlfiends (no typo) network, your site would be besieged by an assortment of malware and incurable viruses.

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  5. toad37

    Here is the perfect Nasdaq chart for your scenario. Bottoming on 6/6/16 :))

    http://content.screencast.com/users/toad69/folders/Jing/media/72eb3cd9-e46a-47f3-aab7-fd04b25f3911/2015-12-30_1046.png

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    • frog2

      u drew fib lines starting from nowhere

      congrats. u played urself *dj khaled voice*

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      • toad37

        was just using that to measure same below August low as it went above August low… Happy New Year cool guy

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  6. stockslueth

    I saw the the future today and it’s on faced book.

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  7. joyous__ending

    All predictions seem reasonable:
    By the way if the Dow is -1000 on a day…BUY THE CLOSE..go in BIG

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  8. levrage

    No mention of Janet and the Fed. Omission or dismissal?

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  9. UncleBuccs

    I don’t Facebook, and I don’t click on Facebook links.
    http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/apr/10/facebook-admits-it-tracks-non-users-but-denies-claims-it-breaches-eu-privacy-law

    Would have loved to have read your Predictions on iBC, but I’m not jumping through hoops, and my interest is already waning.

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    • t.c.

      I present to you T.C.’s prediction concerning the future for your entertainment.
      1. Sloop will realize the world did not end and reemerge on this board and from now on will give the partial preterits view credence.
      2. The Dow will gain 8% and the SP500 9.2%
      3. Disney’s stock will double
      4. T.C. will have good news.
      5. Bill Cosby and Martin Shkreli will have not so good news.
      6. The Fly will reveal his identity.
      7. Mark David will hopefully change his avatar.
      9. Donald Trump will be elected Vice President
      10. Hilary Clinton will be President for the next 50 years.

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  10. thomasjefferson

    Do you suppose colossal dislocations in the credit markets you envision would bode well for my recent infatuation with $OAK? The worse things get, the better the deals. But every so often even the smart guys go out with the bath water.

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  11. t.c.

    This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internets today.

    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXfvVEPUoAANJHh.jpg

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