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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Don’t Eat Turkey; Turkey Eats You

Can you people quit being so miserable, if only for the next few days? I might have to do a post on how to properly conduct yourselves during the holiday season. There’s too much vitriolic hatred around here. Take lessons from “the dude” and unwind, man.

The next two trading days are layups. The day before and after Thanksgiving are usually strong. However, don’t expect the same grace next week. I do recall plenty of ‘cyber mondays’ gone astray. There is a solid chance we rally into year end, only because retail stocks are already appreciably lower this year. But don’t count on it.

The best trade here is to be very long now, then lighten up on Friday. It might sound short sighted and without balls; but 2015 has been a year marked with penis chopping expeditions and really bad karma…man.

Fuck 2015 and fuck my 16% gains. I hated this year and I will not get all giddy and shit, just because I’m within 24 hours of stuffing my face with protein.

Smile. National Festival is upon you (extra bipolar).

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12 comments

  1. clt

    Time to fire up the netflix and watch some Thankskilling. Greatest thanksgiving movie of all time?

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  2. Dr. Fly

    I don’t think there are any special thanksgiving movies. I always watch The Big Lebowski.

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  3. halfbloodpope

    For all those who want their Xanax and Oxycodone filled on Thanksgiving feel comforted that El Pope will be open for business. I will also be glad to supply heroin syringes (up to ten) for those looking for a little extra lift before the soup kitchen closes.

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  4. zheeeem

    Happy thanksgiving to you, too, Senor Fly!

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  5. frog

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, even to those who somehow believe that somehow someone is preventing them from pulling the lever in the voting booth, to vote for a 3rd party candidate.

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  6. goose20

    I wish you Sir Fly, a Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!!

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  7. joyous__ending

    Thank God I live in America
    If you are under 30….advice from an old man
    I urge you…visit somewhere Egypt, Israel, India, China, South Africa, Rio De Janeiro
    You will never see America the same way again

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