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ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NASDAQS WERE ADDED TO THE NAT’L TREASURY THIS WEEK

It was a fine week. I have no complaints, other than the fact that two of my 5 top positions sucked wind. SHAK is acting like they’re purposely putting razor blades in their burgers. I get the fact that short sellers hate SHAK. Miserable bastards. But drilling it down like this is bound to boom-a-rang your face off. Next thing you know, kangaroos are boxing your teeth out from your mouth because you decided to hold SHAK one more day, short.

“The Fly” is cruising into National Festival with a 16% return for the year.

VRX is starting to get some day light. Look for Bill Ackman to exact revenge on you motherfuckers next week. I am long PAH, with Bill, praying for his victory.

My CNC position got GRAPED yesterday due to UNH. So they came out after the bell last night and said “yo, dawg, we ain’t UNH. Our bidness is straight booming. We’re selling cocaine out from the cellas. We’re really doing it, live wire, real talk.”

Funny thing about Live-Wire. That was the nick-name of my neighborhood bully. He’d walk around with box cutters, for the purposes of cutting people’s faces for their beepers. He’d like to say “LIVE WIRE THE GREATEST”,  just before slashing your face with his dirty razor. I grew up amongst savage animals, who deserved dying young. Trust me.

It looks like YELP bagholders are expecting a bid this weekend. I am holding a bag or two.

Finally, I added to my fucked FCX position today.

BTW: Exodus fucking nailed it again.

OS

Our 12 mo algos are now running, efficiently, at a 90% win rate.

Out.

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11 comments

  1. the dude

    Rode the $FCX rail for a nice day trade. Will definite cover dinners at non-Chipotle restaurants for quite a while. Awesome.

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  2. blahblahblah

    VRX from 69 to 91 in two days and no one notices.

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  3. it is showtime

    Today was either a direct money laundering with banks being whispered
    take the money
    Or the water is calm into the ‘critical’ Global climate change conference
    coming up

    we’ll pump money in the first half hour, and then a little bit each hour after

    my take. probably pretty close to what’s happening aholes

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  4. alf44

    .

    “I’m up on the tight wire …
    One side’s ice and one is fire !

    It’s a circus game with you and me !

    I’m up on the tight rope …
    One side’s hate and one is hope !

    But the top hat on my head is all you see !!!”

    ………. ~ Leon Russell ~ ……….

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  5. ironbird

    That Joker looking scumbag on Real Time the former mayor of that shithole called San Francisco. Go ahead visit. The streets are not the same anymore. Dangerous bums brother. Times have changed. Dare you to visit Oakland. Socialism is awesome.

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  6. ironbird

    That Daily Beast dude is awesome on Real Time. Thought it was a liberal site? That stupid bitch from Canada is getting put down like a clown. Bill rocks on the obvious religion problem. To bad his religion is the climate change scam.

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    • ironbird

      Sorry about the B-word. But if anyone has seen how woman are treated in certain religions? They would not be spewing we are the world bullshit. Woman are dogs to that certain religion. imo.

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  7. razorsedge

    Not my wife a new vacuum cleaner for her birthday, she said it sucks.

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  8. razorsedge

    Bought,,,,

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