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Morons United: Bitcoin Surges 25%, TODAY

Just to be clear what Bitcoin represents:

VC backed crypto-currency, which is video game bux that is either “mined” by computers, solving riddles, or purchased by persons who think it’s a good idea to exchange actual currency backed by central banks for video game bux–because one day homes, cars and stuff at the grocery stores can be purchased with it.

Why will this happen?

Well, because everyone hates central bank shenanigans and fiat currency isn’t real, THAT’S WHY (removes V for Vendetta mask)!

Do you know what’s real?

VIDEO GAME BUX!
1 month chart of Bitcoin
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UPDATE: The Russians are always to blame, born villains.

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7 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    Post 11,000 looking very likely today…

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  2. the dude

    Conduit to funnel current out of China. Fucked up as BitCoin is, keeping ones capital in China is even worse.

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  3. infinitezuul

    I want to set up a kiosk at the mall and sell bitcoin to all the teenagers.

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  4. rigged game

    Your web site is again loading a bunch of unrequested junk before I can read anything. It appears to me to be Exodus-related.

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    • infinitezuul

      Exodus is really just the brand new version of Stuxnet. It first makes you some money for your brokerage account and then launches your house into outer space.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Send me a screen shot.

      Flybroker@gmail

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