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CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT WILLIAM ALBERT ACKMAN

HLF will trade to zero and VRX to $440. But before those two amazing things happen, there will be a short squeeze, of epic and monumental proportions, in another Ackman fav: PAH.

Like all things in life, Mr. Ackman ebbs and flows. Last year he was flowing, this year, not so much.

Yesterday, in the afternoon, after a ham sandwich with mustard, noshing on a few chips, I made the decision to acquire Bill Ackman, and his considerable resources, for about $12.30. I stand before you today, at a profit from yesterday’s foray into the Pershing Square boardroom, and announce to you, here, on iBankCoin, that I’ve redoubled my investment in Bill, at a price no more than $12.90 for his PAH investment.

With today’s pledge of $12.90,  I am supporting William Albert Ackman and his endeavors to be the next Warren Buffett.

In all seriousness, PAH is now my second largest position.

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7 comments

  1. traderconfessions

    Where did you find that one?

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Bill owns 20%

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  3. infinitezuul

    Probably a good play. Huge short interest, low price. Name in the news. I would buy.

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    • infinitezuul

      AQR Capital has the 14th largest position, a short of 5.4mm shares.

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  4. pb

    PAH looks great on paper…but I am not so sure that the market gods are done with Bill Ackman just yet…

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  5. dragun

    I like “stuff”. Probably some corks, bottle caps, one knee high sweat sock and a lock of hair.

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  6. stockslueth

    Long PAH, very small. Stop and Profit target set.

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