RISE $TWTR, RISE

It personifies risk. As a company, Twitter is dysfunctional and stupid and wrong. Their leader gives zero fucks about it and is busy with his real company Square. He cares so little about TWTR that he just gave away 1/3rd of his entire stake, to disgruntled employees.

So if all of these things are true, why was TWTR the most important stock in the market today?

For one, it’s the most talked about, most visible amongst bulls and bears alike. Also, it represents the American brand of craziness that all of you have grown to mock and hate. And, lastly, it represents risk.

In the good confines of Exodus, TNA was flagged OVERSOLD yesterday. Look at her run today. The bounce we are getting today is more than just Apple. It included resurrecting the likes of Twitter from the dead, snatching it from its coffin, applying electricity to its body. At first it twitched and kicked violently, breaking its coffin and making a big fuss about the dirt around it. But, not before long, the mad scientist named Dr. Benjamin Bernanke, from the corner office at Citadel, brought life into the icy veins of Twitter and redubbed him FRANKEN-TWITTER (by now, FRANKEN-TWITTER was rampaging through Beartown, fucking shit up), whilst exclaiming “Bitch is a alive, it’s alive” in between marijuana induced coughs.

TWTR is my 3rd largest position as of the close and I have no idea where that last paragraph came from.