An Evil Market

Realizing all of you have done nothing but bank “fuck you money” this year, I wanted to offer an alternative view of this situation. I believe this market to be hell on earth, a brand of evil not seen since the middle ages.  Similar to ancient torture devices, this tape has designs to “purify” its inhabitants and offer them up to the Lord in sacrifice.

Look over the landscape and you will see mangled automobiles, blown out buildings with body parts festooned on them. Those who’ve survived are shell-shocked, numb to the world around them. For avocation, they play russian roulette and blog all day long about how the devil is literally inside of the NYSE.

This message will reach someone, somewhere, who’s brand new to the market, punk rookie, uninitiated bozo the clown. He will scoff at my prose and chalk it up to “old man at the market” syndrome, whatever the fuck that is.

I missed out on massive SLCA gains; but made gains elsewhere. While it’s true, Exodus did flag oversold yesterday and I was 90% long heading into today’s tape, I have nothing but sheer disdain for everything this market represents, with its morbid predilections for pain and misery, thrusted upon the good folks of the United Steaks,