This Morning’s Movers and Shakers

Higher

Smokin’ hot earnings: GIMO +14.7%, ATHN +10.9%, GOOG +10.8%, NTGR +10.7%, MSFT +10.4%, AMZN +9.6%, BJRI +9.5%, SPNC +9.1%, THC +8%, QSII +7.3%, INUV +6.6%, LOGM +4.7%, JNPR +4.7%, WHR +4.5%, COF +4%, RCL +4%, ALGN +3.8%, AAL +3.7%, BPOP +3.5%, ETFC +3.4%, TRN +3.3%, TEN +3.3%, BYD +3%, T +2.4%, SWN +2.2%, PG +2.2%, PG +2.2%, CFG +2%, DB +1.9%, PACB +1.7%, FET +1.5%, EGHT +0.9%, RMD +0.8%, SRCE +0.7%, DTE +0.7%, .

M&A news: BUD +2.3% (people are drunk), LXK +1.9% (following report that company might consider sale)

China is the truth: BABA +3.9%, BIDU +3.8%, JD +3.8%, SFUN +3.7%, JMEI +3.4%, BITI +3.4%, QIHU +3.3%, CTRP +2.9%, FXI +1.7%

Miners are the shit: AG +5.7%, TCK +4.2%, AUY +4.1%, BBL +3.9%, FCX +3.8%, AKS +3.8%, BHP +3.6%, RIO +3.6%, X +3.6%, SLW +3.5%, GDX +3.4%, VALE +3.4%, CLF +3.4%, ABX +3.2%, NEM +3.2%, GOLD +3.1%, AA +1.8%

Randomness: MACK +8.5% (confirms FDA likes their drugs), QSII +7.3% (company is selling division and earnings were good), VNCE +6.5% (new CEO), HZNP +5.9% (reaffirmed the fact they haven’t hiked prices on drugs lately), TEX +4.1% (bounce), GPRO +4.1% (even shit floats), ALGN +3.8% (lawsuit nonsense), CYH +2.4% (bounce off floor), SUPN +2.3% (FDA HORSESHIT), ARMH +2.3% (semis), SNY +2.3% (trading higher with rest of bio/pharma names today)

Mostly everything is up pre-market

Analyst comments: ALK +2% (upgraded to Crack pipe good at Evercore ISI), ZSPH +2% (upgraded to Magical from Equal-Weight at Morgan Stanley), RXDX +1.8% (initiated with a Gangster at Jefferies; tgt $18)

Analysts are going crazy with upgrades this morning. Dumb mother llamas.

Lower

SHAMEFUL EARNINGS: P -31.3% (no one pays for their shit), SKX -27.4% (dumb ass kicks), SSYS -18.2%, FTNT -14.1%, SRCL -13.4%, ACTG -10.7%, UCTT -10.4%, ADUS -8.3%, SMSI -7.8%, QLIK -7.7%, ERIC -6.8%, BAS -6.7%, MKTO -6.6%, LHO -6.5%, HURN -5.7%, N -5.1%, VFC -4.4%, MXIM -2.9%, SYNA -1.6%, SPSC -1.4%

Randomness: SPPI -32.1% (FDA shit on them), MCEP -24.4% (oil sucks ), EMES -23.8% (forgoes Q3 distribution), NBY -21.9% (dilutive offering ), CVM -9.3% (DILUTION), VTL -4.7% ( MOAR DILUTION), SLCA -4.1% (following EMES down the toilet bowl), DDD -3.8% (SSYS gave them aids), MASI -3.5% (who cares, right?)

Analyst HORSESHIT: ENTA -4.1% (downgraded to GARBAGE from Equal Weight at Barclays), FEYE -2.6% (downgraded to Boring from Outperform at Wedbush), VSH -1.8% (downgraded to Jerks from Neutral at Citigroup)