This Morning’s Movers and Shakers

Going Higher

strong as shit earnings: HELE +8.2%, ATNY +1.8%

DAEG +93% to be acquired by Open Text (OTEX) for $0.82/share, or ~$13.5 mln in cash, in a hugely waste of time, piece of shit transaction of idle nonsense, UTIW +46.7% to be acquired by DSV for $7.10 per share.

Metals are moving on up (extra Jefferson’s) ZINC +9.2%, MT +8.5%, HMY +6%, AU +5%, CLF +4.2%, FCX +4%, ABX +3.9%, GOLD +3.9%, GG +3.7%, PAAS +3.6%, VALE +3.6%, NEM +3.4%, HL +3.3%, GDX +3.2%, RIO +2.9%, X +2.6%, BBL +2.5%, BHP +1.8%, SLV +1.4%

Gold is moving higher because the dollar is having its face kicked in, down 0.85%.

Oil stocks are the shit: PWE +6.4%, SDRL +6.1%, BBEP +2.9%, RIG +2.6%, WLL +1.8%, CHK +1.4%, TOT +1.3%, OAS +1.2%, BP +1.1%, VLO +1%.

Believe you me, many other oil and gas stocks will be opening higher.

ONTX +17.9%, but no one cares, PBMD +10.3% on european grant money horseshit, TROV +8.2% on talking mad shit, ACRX +8.1% also talking shit, TRCO +4.3% boring, ASNA +3.9% on some retarded firm named Golden Gate Capital disclosing a 9% stake in 13D, PBR +3.9% on not going out of business at this time, ENB +3.1% on Cramer pump, UAL +3.1% traffic up, yadda, yadda, yadda, SUNE +2.3% on Einhorn not dying, TTM +1.8% great mystery!, TWTR +1.4% because everyone loves Twitter now

MT +9.1% (upgraded to not a piece of shit from piece of shit at JP Morgan), FEYE +2.3% (upgraded to this still sucks from this really sucks bad at Gabelli & Co), NLY +1.2% (upgraded to meh at FBR Capital; upgraded to indifference from turd at BofA/Merrill)

GPRO +2%; bouncing off its own grave.

Going Lower:

Horrid earnings: LDRH -18.8%, RT -7.9%, GPS -6.7%, ANGO -4.3%, VSH -3.8%, AA -3.7%

SCON -31% on fucking shareholders with dilutive offering, RENN -11.5% on mystery!, VSTM -5.6% on  firing almost everyone NEWT -2.7% on dilutive offering

TSLA -2.5% (downgraded to Bullshit stock from Not Really Thinking About this Shit Right Now at Barclays), PCAR -1.2% (downgraded to Milquetoast from This is the Shit at JP Morgan), ECL -1.1% (downgraded to Boring from Exciting at JP Morgan), GPN -1% (downgraded to Nothingness from Heavenly at Jefferies), SLH -0.9% (downgraded to We Do Not Know from We Know This is Good at Goldman), NGG -0.9% (downgraded to What Does it All Mean? at BofA/Merrill).

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