THERE ARE 190 NASDAQ POINTS TO THE UPSIDE REMAINING

You’d be wise to get your affairs in order, should you be short the stocked market. October is off with a bang, up almost 5% so far. I entered the month of October a new man, hell bent on seeing it increase in value by 10%. My thesis lies in the fact that we are following a trading pattern of 2011. My comrade in arms, Option Addict, believes we are in 1998. Whatever the case, we are not living in today’s world, and have instead transferred our physical persons into the multi-verse, where we enjoy a whole new and extraordinary array of physical laws.

I do believe the dollar is going lower. It’s in our nation’s best interest to see this happen. As a result, many ancillary benefits will occur, such as higher crude, copper, and coal prices. That’s right, I said coal. If elected. President Donald Trump is going to shove bricks of filthy black coal down your stupid necks.

SLCA, CNX and FCX is how I will play it.

Finally, BIDU is a screaming buy here. The stock has been weaker because two fledgling competitors merged and people feel BIDU will lose market share. Like Google, BIDU dominates its host country with more than 70% of search market share. If you recall, ever since GOOG came public people feared MSFT and YHOO, even fucktard upstarts like Looksmart and Askjeeves, would merge and crush google. Learn your history, boy. When it comes to search, humans are creatures of habit. BIDU got there first and have dominated. They will continue to dominate, eventually translating into a much higher share price. At 5.5x sales, BIDU is the cheapest its ever been.

NOTE: There is just 14 days left until the 2nd and last iBankCoin conference, Reserve your seats now and be sure to join us in the library room at the Yale Club, NYC, for an after-hours cocktail party.