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Here Are 9 Reasons Why Le Fly Won’t Prep for the Apocalypse

As everyone seems to be getting prepared for end of days scenarios, stockpiling food, guns, ammo, living inside of concrete holes, Le Fly (as he is popularly known in France) ignores it and goes about his days unfettered.

Why?

Here are the 9 main reasons (I’d provide you with a slideshow if I knew how to construct one, for maximum waste your time effect).

1. I don’t give a shit.

2. For real, zero fucks given.

3. Just in case you missed it, I don’t care.

4. Zero fucks, shits, and all of that stuff.

5. Still don’t care.

6. Nope.

7. I wake up and I breathe in and breathe out, saying with a yawn “I don’t give a shit.”

8. I care less now than when I began this stupid article.

9. Save yourselves some valuable bunker time; Le Fly just doesn’t think life is that interesting to save.

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18 comments

  1. Verona Gentleman

    +9

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  2. dubz

    Point 9 says it all.

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  3. lplongo

    #9, revise to say human life.

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  4. sloop

    I do agree with number 9 however I have two kids And they still care about living. You may think I’m nuts but my wife and I 100% believe we are in the end times. and yes we are building that bunker

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  5. sloop

    I am thankful that we live in a state that allows our 2nd amendment I don’t know how you guys do it living in a state that will not give you those rights.

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  6. sloop

    Fly, thank you for allowing the discussion to go on a little longer. I love trading but I am very sincere about what is happening to our country

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    • sloop

      I really am not a crack pot I fear for my children and I love my country and will fight to the death to defend it

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    • it is showtime

      god it’s so obvious. if you listen to alt/indep media. what percentage is right if only 60% 55% 50%. preponderance of evidence

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  7. gorby

    Cheney- Go fuck yourself

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  8. heckler

    I always thought the end of the world would be a wash – yeah you die but at least you get to see how it happens.

    My bet is on wall of white light like in Terminator

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    • kdogg1787

      I concur. Its like a violent high speed crash. I dont (think I) want it to happen to anyone, but if it does, I want to see it happen live.

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  9. it is showtime

    I think the end-time notion may be – half right
    We may have plotters, plot-ers, using the template

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  10. scarface

    All 9 are compelling reasons

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