Upside: DD up 6.3%, as the Illuminati felt the decline in House DuPont’s shares were more than sufficient. MNK +5.8% on guidance. PMCS +32.6% after being acquired by SWKS. STRZA +7.2% based on a rumor from the LA Times, suggesting LGF might bid. NVCR +15% on FDA kindness, EXEL +8.8% on positive phase 3 horseshit, ALKS +4.2% on FDA graciousness, PEP +3% on earnings
Downside: ILMN -19% after warnings that their stupid drugs aren’t selling enough, EXAS -35% after some USPSTF draft says their colon screening nonsense doesn’t work (duh), HAE -12% on zero fucks given, TCS -8.8% horseshit, RDWR -7.8% on no one cares, SRPT -4.2% on offering news, FFIV -2.4% on Citi sell rating, TSLA -2.2% because Morgan Stanley lowered target from nonsensical $465 to even more nonsenscial $450.
Really Morgan Stanley? Fucking waste of oxygen.
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If only the MSM could deliver the news in the same entertaining manner!
Can’t we just shoot analysts? Analysts should be given grades based on their prior 18 month record and these grades must be presented with any statements or media appearances. It’s absurd that these idiots influence anything.
that MS dg of TSLA =criminal attempt to generate customr chrun-commissions just so they can hike the target back to $465 at a future date … reminds me of the fed raising 25bps so they can then lower it 25bps
Who was it that laughed at my TC buy?
SWEET BABY JAMES!!! I’ve struck GOLD!