I waste so much of my time trying to trick the collective price gatherers, to sell me something for a price cheaper than what it’s worth. Believe me, I understand the nobility of figuring out this puzzle we call investing. I even went out of my way from managing mmoney to develop quant software to try to gain an edge on these price gatherers.
It’s a giant fuck-salad. I should be on a boat, floating forever, visiting exotic places, playing catch with camels. I don’t even sail and I’m not even fond of it. But I should be on a fucking boat, away from this shit.
You read about some fucked face scoring a gazillion dollars in some crazy eyed gamble and then fix ourselves on duplicating said degeneracy. What are we fucking retarded? It’s all shit. Trying to duplicate black swan trades is no different from striking oil in your backyard or the lotto. 99% of you are going to underperform the S&P this year and will underperform it for 75% of your natural born lives.
Why fucking bother?
Addicts. We’re all addicts, streamlining these fucking stocks into our systems. It’s so perverse, swashbuckling about the digital pyramids, losing and making vast amounts of money, totally numb to it like nothing. Hell, in real life, I get pissed the fuck off when the waiter puts an extra shrimp dish on my bill. But I have no problem, whatsoever, losing 300k in an options trade gone bad. Fucked.
I should just take all of my money and buy SPY, then travel by boat. But I won’t because I’m addicted. My life is built around this ego driven game to prove everyone else wrong. I endeavor to kick Bluestar into the middle of an active volcano. I’m sure he’s a nice guy and all. I’ve spoken to him on the phone and he seems like someone I could shoot the shit with, maybe initiate a bar fight with. But in this world that I live for, he goes straight into the fucking volcano pits of fire, no questions asked.
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Fly go home… your drunk.
I never drink on work night. Ever.
Now fuck off
Speaking of stupid shit. This election cycle is so retarded we can trade it. Seriously. They are all pushing seventy. Old as dirt.
Paradigm —– Shift
That will be the next part of the bible, Old testament New testament Paradigm shift. In which, this, “The Stupidest Shit Ever” will be the first entry. Perfect it’s perfect for the beginning of a new biblical era.
(just rearrange verse 2 for the beginning Its a giant fuck salad. end with addicts. were all addicts. start of a new era of worship. right there)
Truth. Sometimes I wonder why I didn’t just buy Apple years ago and live a more stress free life.
This post speaks to me. Checking futures at 2am is a mental disorder.
If we all had bought NFLX on Jan 1 and played volleyball all year we would have doubled our investment.
Oh, you’ll be on Team BlueStar soon enough. The market will offer you no other choice.
Brilliant.