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Super Non Impressive 200 Point Rally

John Boehner is resigning, Janet Yellen is dehydrated, and the market is having its shittiest 200 point rally ever.

Bears should be thrilled by today’s action. The recession trade is on, inspite of today’s 3.9% GDP numbers for q2.

Look at my CLX.

Fear my CLX, for its success means the markets demise.

Biotech still sucks. Tech is mailing it in. We still fear everything.

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12 comments

  1. ebtda

    PG!!

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  2. worstcommenterever

    It’s embarrassing that the people of Ohio think that a “man” like Boehner should lead them. Crying like a little baby all the time. I dislike him very much.

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    • Marc David

      Ripped on for so long; how awful he was.. responsible for the last shutdown, etc. Now he goes and it’s sad, unsettling, dangerous, regrettable. The drama of Washington. It’s a soap opera.

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    • kdog

      The Pope asked him to step down.

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  3. Celts

    Yellen would rather die than not hike rates

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  4. braveflaps

    With Boehner going I am short male
    cosmetics.

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  5. sloop

    NO SHIT!! I can not believe my eyes!! what a BULLSHIT RALLY! Just another reason to show I could be dead on about the coming bear market

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  6. sloop

    If Yellen would just raise rates 1/8th at a time it would be like a small hypodermic needle. We wouldn’t even feel it.

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  7. zephler

    picked up some NOV puts on $CFR

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