You can say you read it here first. When history is written and society tries to sift through the rubble, formerly known as the financial blogosphere, they will find one person to be heads and shoulders above the rest, in terms of being able to read the tea leaves.
LISTEN TO ME you fucking bastards. The Chinese scoundrels will soon be marginalized and the CEO’s of our corporations will use their greedy traits to buy back their own shares and surprise competitors with “fuck you, give me your entire company” merger overtures. I know this because I’ve seen the future.
Lesser men are sitting idle, roasting rats and porcupines over a flame, declaring end of days–eagerly reading Zerohedge for the latest scandal to rock Wall Street.
HERETO: the market is going to bounce, long and wide. Its girth will break the fucking faces of bearshitters from here to Berlin. Brace for it, you fucked faces (double entendre!).
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Damn genius
Long and wide on the bounce. That’s what your sister said.
“Exodus OS bitches!” – Ben B. just now, Citadel cornered office
I foresee all of those dumb money poled smokers being required to cover their short positions.
Shark bite insurance. Now that’s a good idea.
I’ve had porcupine roasted over a campfire. Not that great but my dog loved it.
Disgusting
I forgot to mention it was also roadkill
I’ve had dog roasted over a campfire. Not that great, but my korean porcupine loved it.
I’ve had North Korean roasted over a campfire. Not that great but the other North Koreans loved it.
You win!
Epic
Chine President Xi Jinping basically said “I am Ben Chow Bernanke and will pump our market”
Fah Q Fly you fuck faced bastard!!! hahahahhahaahhaa
‘ Rose bud……’
Citizen Kane, excellent movie.
that ain’t Kane. That’s Welles in a seldom seen movie called Mr. Arkadian.
we are 7yrs into a bull market..the pain trade is not higher…down another 5% followed by a complete collapse in daily volatility is the real pain trade from here until Jan 1st..
gibberish
Nah — sentiment is too bearish right now. This bullshit rallies for a few weeks at least, then maybe a top in October (as long as the Fly decrees that the same is acceptable).
thanks for translating
faux contrarianism doesn’t work forever
New short interest data is out tomorrow night after the close. It will be telling as short added HUGE with the last data. Did they add again and set themselves up for a shit storm? We will know tomorrow after the close.