iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CLOWN DUST

Futures are getting hammered, following a day when a slew of high growth names got smoked for 5%+, as the Dow climbed by a deceptive 56. Should things follow this trajectory, you are all going to regret the day your Father decided to date your Mother. With most high beta stocks off by 20%+ over the past month, look for the balance to tip over and send the lot over into the fucking pits of hell, elevating capital losses to astounding levels and reducing the Twitter-trader cabal into motherfucking clown-dust.

Goodnite.

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20 comments

  1. it is showtime

    NIKKEI 17 handle !!!

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  2. ironbird

    After watching everything commodity get ass hammered for at least a year. Then mega cap $WMT $PG type get hammered as well. If you did not reduce momo. What the fuck would it take?

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  3. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Good. There are many “experts” on twitter that need to go. Not to call anyone out (which means I’m about to), but I’m looking at you Urban Carmel.

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  4. jpmorgains

    That cover pic is FUCKING epic.

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  5. bood

    the big of the seeling has been done quietly all along 2015 highs level . now we are in correction mode , alas and will continue to as long as we get to support , which is 1400/1500 SP. It’s all normal . we can get there with super drop – moves , os slowly .
    Then main trend can eventually resume . The market design / for students of financial architectures…/ forecast that China re-opens monday bad and drags down a leg all across the boards .

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  6. bood

    * alas bears algo

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  7. bood

    btw china army vesseld @ 12 miles from US for “excercise” ( of power? ) could be military routine but it’s not good news at all that routine today is china armies going around US coast.. for excercise..

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  8. blahblahblah

    seasonaled trendings

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  9. tradercaddy

    Ha!
    It’s Bozo The Clown.
    He had my favorite TeeVee show when I was a kid.
    I remember watching one time (in the late ’50s) when the kid contestant was playing the Magic Bucket game where the purpose was to throw a ping pong ball into a bucket and if one gets the ball into the 6th and last bucket a bicycle would be won.
    One kid missed the last bucket and said “Shit!” Bozo told the kid: “That’s a Bozo no no!”
    The kid replied, “Cram it clown!”
    It was live teevee.

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  10. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The past 12 months have been positively ridiculous.

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  11. deanfv

    Goodnight?
    Going to bed early, eh?

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