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IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE

I’m not fucking around anymore. Mr. Nice Guy is over. Here comes the guy who kicks older men in wheeled chairs down sewer drains and tosses jumping jacks– into large crowds of Wall Street pikers– out from the backseat of his 1980’s stretch limo again.

I bought SHAK and did a little average down in EGO, in order to bring my basis down to a rational level.

With yesterday’s add, CYBR is once again my largest position, straight bowling on motherfuckers in the midst of crisis and Chinese chicanery. I haven’t seen this much stupidity since 1976, when the doctor who delivered me had the nerve to say “it’s a boy.”

I’M A MAN, MOTHERFUCKER.

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26 comments

  1. joyous__ending

    >I’M A MAN, MOTHERFUCKER.

    Has Donald Trump contacted you about being VP?

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  2. job121

    You were born in ’76? What am i doing with my life?

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  3. MAXIMUS

    i can feel it – down in my plumbs…..

    https://youtu.be/mYgJF0C5tnI?t=1m22s

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  4. gorby

    Bought some Edd down here.
    Don’t think the world is done yet.

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  5. teslawasright

    Stalin Fly

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  6. espgal

    LMFAO – wish I was a guy just so I could use those lines! Joining you on SHAK and CYBR. Thanks.

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  7. chinesefood4lyfe

    This market is going to have hot coals poured all over it.

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  8. braveflaps

    Sold half my YANG for 100% gain – will probably buy it back after the Chinese WWII celebrations next week.

    aka Xi’s No. 1 Wang Parade

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  9. metalleg

    Are you done with gold now that August is over?

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  10. sia

    Looks like we are in chop city.
    Chop city bitch, chop chop city bitch.

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  11. sknight1973@gmail.com

    I got this figured out..fly has a dual personality..jeckyl and hyde style…Gemini persuasion

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  12. iflyjetzzz

    LOL! You spend the last couple of weeks crying like a little Caitlin and suddenly you’ve grown a pair? It appears that you’re back on your Xanax.

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  13. ho_chi_min

    good 2 hear, that you removed all the sand from your vagina

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  14. Dr. Fly

    you’re all faggots

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  15. bountyhunter1

    Fly, can we get the Japanese trader on the IBC team ?

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  16. vandamme

    Ha ha we NEED a rate hike!!!!!

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  17. juice

    who’s a man?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPbM6ouowkg

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  18. levrage

    ?

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