iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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America Does it Again

Just the other night I was Count Dracula, saying goodbye to China, for good. Today I am a shareholder in BIDU. Two days ago, FCX was on a bee-line to zero; now Carl “fuck you, give me 3 seats on your board” Icahn has the shorts screaming inside of a burning barn–awaiting death.

No one really knows what the fuck is going on, excluding myself of course. We’re all just pissing in the wind. Again, I’d like to excuse myself from this discussion. Thanks.

“The Fly” knows exactly what he’s doing, at all times, a giant cock amongst a field of erectile dysfunction. Very simply, you cannot fuck with me.

I do stand before you in a very victorious manner, despite not catching the exact bottom. Bear in mind, I did not draw down (lolz) like the rest of you, harangued by downward spiraling stocks, miserable and without initiative.

Anyways, you know where I stand, long with 25% cash. The entirety of my portfolio is listed in Exodus, alongside my watchlists and real time buys/sells.

I’ll put forth some new ideas tomorrow.

Good night.

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20 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    I want to know when you think the shippers are going to be a good idea.

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  2. it is showtime

    The-Lower-high
    Game is on
    see you there

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  3. thegametheorist

    in fcx for months, sell 1/3 today and carl comes out in AH! lol there is hope?

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  4. thegametheorist

    #worstimingeverthatswhyimnotatrader

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  5. alf44

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    … ah hem … excuse me !!!

    I find the “bull” in the iBC logo to be in poor taste and personally offensive !!!

    With all due respect …

    .

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    • bood

      you are the most strange poster i ‘ve ever see around the internet in a bog while

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  6. clarkevii

    Doesn’t Apollo die in this scene?

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  7. Marc David

    Exodus posts the infamous OS signal like calling the bottom. Then we drop 1000 points but recover 800 same day. Somebody knows what’s going on. It’s called Exodus. Good product.

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  8. velth

    So going by the iBC logo, markets follow the formula, bull, bear, bat shit crazy, bull?

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    • bexpo

      Wow, that pretty much sums it up…this week was a total mind game…

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  9. bexpo

    Again…perfect song for your post.
    Pretty soon I’ll just be listening to music locked up in rubber room after a week like this one. I gotta get Exodus

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  10. blahblahblah

    so the *two years of misery pending* post was just a blip…

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  11. t.c.

    This was quite the week. Not a week to forget.

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