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IN EXACTLY 3 DAYS HENCE, THE MARKET WILL BE MUCH HIGHER

Ladies and gents, Rome wasn’t burned down overnight. It took the savage animals generations to fulfill their dastardly plans, supplanting civilized government with horseshit.

Today we have centaurs living next to live volcanos, in jungled areas of Hawaii, tweeting messages of panic.

Listen to me: the selling climax will pass soon and in its place will be Hansel and Gretchen styled greed. Measure yourselves and be greedy when others panic and panic when others are greedy.

According to the untenable laws of mathematics, this market is going to bottom out soon, catapulting the centaurs into mine fields laden with “Bouncin’ Bettys.”

Get your buy lists ready for deployment.

SHOMP

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13 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG
    FIG
    FIG

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  2. gapfiller

    Your keyboard is messed up, Fly — instead of “unassailable,” or some other term you meant, the damn thing spit out “untenable.”

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  3. badduck

    If we all know the market will be much higher in a few days why must the margin clerks harass me so? This is untenable!

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  4. it is showtime

    not this time

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    • speerothekid

      this guy

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      • it is showtime

        copper,shanghai,oil,lumber,shipping,highyield,movingavgs,breadth,newlows
        liquidity – is – being – removed
        ass – wipe

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  5. blahblahblah

    yippee TWTR breaks the IPO into the 25’s
    reminds me of when FB was $19

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  6. jonny

    No.

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  7. tradercaddy

    I have my doubts.
    We can’t go higher until Fly registers 50+ comments within a couple of hours.
    It’s the Fly blog indicator at work.

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  8. zuulthezuul

    I like SPY at 204.15. Currently lower than that in after market. Most significant bottoms hit twice so if it’s not below 204 tomorrow I’m getting long. Sold my TLT puts, that did not work.

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