I always wanted to say that.
Shares of retarded coffee machine maker, GMCR, stand to open down more than 30% tomorrow, off an earnings short fall. The company has been mired with lousy management and poor decisions. It’s also rumored to be the victim of an insidious devil’s witchcraft brew that has swayed an obese customer base away from their machine wrought with mold, in favor of the French Press.
Alas, the sins of an evil corporation have finally come due and the holders of said stock will meet their maker tomorrow.
Separately, shares of FIT are set to explode…to the downside tomorrow morning, as people figure out their fucking iPhone can count steps for them. What an asinine company. People are such slackers; they’ve resorted to a gadget to count their steps. Listen to me: walk or run until you can’t anymore. After you’ve exhausted your energy reserves, rest up and drink lots of wine.
You little fuckers want to know what’s working?
Inside of Exodus, I have a screen running in “the grid” that scours over 4,000 stocks to find the fastest growing companies, who also enjoy the pleasures of free cash flow and strong gross margins. The formula that I’ve set in place is what I believe will net the strongest long term results. As a point in fact, the 120 stocks that are denizens of this screen have netted an average return of over 50% for the past year, crushing the helmets of money managers everywhere.
No, I will not give you the names. Fuck off.
Seriously though, Fitbits are for chumps and “tech savvy” fatties. Yes run around until you start to sweat a little. Good. Now try a little more tomorrow.
This is Apple’s problem too. People are figuring out they need to stop staring at devices all damn day and start staring at trees / sky / nothing a little more again.
Fitbits are pretty much literally retarded smartwatches.
The term “retarded smartwatch” is redundant.
Damn thank god I sold gmcr today!
Fly, does OBOS applies to GMCR? Does applicability depends on track records?
TWTR is a pig oink oink. It will be the next YELP, stay away.
TA reports at the open, look for the gap up to sell into, thank Dr. Fly if we get follow through, he has been on this name for a while.
No coffee, no work.
I’m in “the grid”. Side stepping IEDs and lighting off fireworks, but its all for not as it’s a dream within a dream.
I thought you were going to go full circle and allude to the aforementioned French Press right before you said “after you’ve exhausted your energy reserves….”
Rather than FIT, I prefer SIT, also known as Shitbit.
This company makes an anal implant that tells users the weight, duration, specific gravity (sinkers or floaters), methane content, squares of toilet paper used for their excretions.
This while playing the Peristaltic Movement from the Flush Symphony by Donald Dumpp.
I love it man. May as well add that Fitbit will be purchasing Shitbit when they realize no one wants their bracelets,
So many pieces of shit trading right now. $GRUB top pick, next is $BOX.
Nasdaq broke 50 day support and Russell broke 200 day… that can’t be good. When KORS is a top performer one knows we are in shitsville.
My Bro is one of those annihilated and he’s not even a coffee drinker but if he needs blood, I’m there for him. We all have our moments of stupidity. I bought LULU and I hate yoga.
Got $BIS?