When in Doubt, Do Drugs

Drugs are doing just fine today. Stocks like GILD, JAZZ, CMRX, PTLA, OPHT, CEMP etc. We are going to cure cancer, the aids, even sleep.

Lads, bid these motherfuckers up until 50x sales, then take a short siesta under a lazy as shit tree. Eat some cheese and grapes, then wash it down with wine. After you’re done inebriating yourself, tell your boss to “fuck off”, then buy more drugs. You can sustain yourselves, extravagant lifestyles and the like, simply by relying upon the stewards, mind you, at the FDA to pass debilitating drugs onto on unsuspecting public.

As onerous as these drugs might be, the capital gains you will make will more than make up for the outlier events, sudden heart attacks, blindness or strokes caused by penis erection pills.

‘Tis is a bad day. I am not a happy man right now and should find other things to do with my time than fuck with you. But do some drugs, for God’s sake, and leave me alone.

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