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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Dr. Fly Mon Aug 3, 2015 2:14pm EST 7 Comments

This morning looked promising. Ever since then, we’ve been presented with the black flag. This is full blown fucktard trading action, pinless hand grenades leaving men strewn out across lawns bleeding out, limbless and without dick.

We are supposed to come to work and enjoy it. Stocks should trade higher and our clients should shower us with gifts of gratitude. Instead, we are wheeled into our offices inside of coffins and asked to rise from the dead to cold call to find new investors for our wares. Our banks are very busy, indeud, coming out with financing deals, all of which pay us handsome gratuities/concessions.

In other news, Fred Wilson is not a fan of Apple, but loves Twitter.

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7 comments

  1. og
    og
    August 3, 2015 at 2:18 pm

    I should’ve seen this coming when I returned my Apple Watch.

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  2. zuulthezuul
    zuulthezuul
    August 3, 2015 at 2:24 pm

    I’ll take quality over quantity any day, and that’s why I own physical gold.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions
    August 3, 2015 at 2:29 pm

    Go with MCK and CBRL.

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  4. liske
    liske
    August 3, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    lol so does Chris Sacca [not]

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  5. doubleplus
    doubleplus
    August 3, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Hgd5gHWbA

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