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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Pause, Reload, Then Shoot

“The Fly” is not here to console you, nor be your friend. There are many fake people in this world who call you “bro” or “buddy”, who’d gladly stab you into the back for a pack of cigarettes. I do not smoke cigarettes, nor am I interested in stabbing any of you. I possess a universal indifference when it comes to my readers. If you want to read the site, so be it. If not, no one is keeping you here and forcing you to partake.

The market has opened lower and my losing streak continues. Both CYBR and CRM are lower and my mood is certainly dour. This business is all about peaks and valleys, hot or not. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a catamite and a liar.

I offer zero recommendations this morning. My struggles are my own and I need to figure out if I am in a holding, selling or adding to pattern. There are a few stocks that I own and hate. Maybe I should sell them or maybe buy more. It’s all a mystery and I am here to attempt to solve the puzzle.

Enough reading you fucking lazy clam-diggers. Get back to work.

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19 comments

  1. Marc David

    I too want to become a supple leopard.

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  2. duckkell

    Bro, Buddy, Pal, Cuz, Friendo…looking for that G ! Have you dispersed it yet?

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    • sspiff

      I like friendo best.

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    • mackypinky

      BANNED

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    • Dr. Fly

      You are close to being banned.

      I said I’d donate $1,000 if I made money yesterday. Being that I lost 1.4% yesterday, your incessant pleas for money have caused me to hate you.

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      • daluke

        Hahahahah!

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      • duckkell

        please reconsider..Ive been in these hallowed halls for a very long time..figured my incessant badgering would put me at the forefront – apology extended

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  3. sarjoy

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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  4. halfbloodpope

    I miss trading stocks and possessing mood swings equal to that of bipolar schizophrenics off their meds.

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  5. duckkell

    OIL?

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  6. tmoe

    Jumping in $FCX at 11.90

    watch me work

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