iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PANNED CAKED OUT

No, I am not under the treads of a Chinese T-62 tank flat, just the financial varietal. Yesterday’s blood letting, apparently, was enough–permitting me to barely lose money today. By the looks of it, I am hardly down, a welcomed respite indeed.

“The Fly” is fucking panned caked out, financially, with a goal to make a few dollars before the bell.

But I can’t get myself to buy or sell, as I am paralyzed and stupid to my surroundings. I am simply a mortal man walking about the black forest with nothing more than a torch to illuminate my path. I used to cavort these trails inside of tanks, emblazoned with rude and obnoxious incandescent light bulbs, the environmentally unfriendly sort. Now I am a paradiddle with a caved man torch, panned caked out, looking for a buck.

Thank god for ONCE.

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12 comments

  1. vandamme

    Cheer up. It’s not monetary policy in the world’s superpower is opaque or anything.

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  2. vandamme

    Not “like”

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  3. fifty2weekhi

    ONCE is so thinly traded, I don’t know how you can trade it in size.

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  4. scarface

    IF you owned $ETSY you would be up today

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  5. scarface

    BY $OCN before the bell, when they kill it with their numbers it will double

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  6. scarface

    or thrown down a few hundred thousand on some $GOOGL #YOLO calls for tomorrow, it’s going up 25 points in the morning

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  7. zuulthezuul

    Sell everything not long term, lock in your 27%, then paper trade and blog as if those trades were real for the remainder of the year.

    At the end of the year you can tell your investors that it was a great year.

    Or you could just buy some gold and not worry about anything ever again.

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    • Dr. Fly

      go fuck yourself

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      • zuulthezuul

        It’s a legit solution. +27% is a great year. Just raise cash right now and wait for your last couple trades of the year. Being up this much right now affords you patience, a huge luxury.

        And I meant physical gold, obviously. Pawn shops usually have the best inventory.

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