For the first time in my natural born life, I dined at a Wawa gas station for the night. It was a rancid, horrid affair. As a point in fact, my roasted beef sandwich with extra blue cheese sauce atop american’d cheese slices was garnished with a large human hair. The entirety of my dinner consisted of a greek yogurt, small bag of almonds and a cup of coffee.
I am now writing this rabble, using a stolen WIFI code (thanks to the incompetency of the front desk), whilst drinking an earl grey tea.
I had a long drive down here and fully intend to make it worth my while. Aside from amusement park shenanigans, there are some great eateries down here, some of which I will partake in.
As for the stock market: I added to ONCE today. I am up almost 10 points on her and have made it a fairly large position. If I was managing billions of dollars, for one, I’d never talk to any of you. All of you would be too low on the totem pole for casual discussion. More importantly, I wouldn’t be able to buy stocks like ONCE. You should appreciate the difficult hurdles our local hedge fund managers have to jump through, always attempting to beat that dastardly S&P 500, utilizing Ivy league graduates and millions of dollars in research to that end, all for naught.
The truth is a little more perverse than you would expect. Many of your friendly hedge fund managers are perverts and drug addicts, unable to focus on managing money because their brains are frozen by narcotics.
FTNT crushed numbers and so did SNDK. Look for a horse whipped beating to the face, if short semis or software security names tomorrow.
Futures are higher and so are my prospects.
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This is very woody allen
the first half. second half bud fox
What did the hair look like (you know what I mean)?
It could be worse than you thought.
Once, while driving through Mississippi with my wife, a man in a pickup pulled up next to us and started honking his horn. I was in the passenger seat and he had pulled up next to us in the right lane so that my face was only about 4 feet from his. So this guy is honking like crazy and I look over thinking ‘what’s the emergency?’ and this guy is beating what looks like a baby against his steering wheel while honking his horn. I thought “why would someone treat a baby like that?” and then I realized it wasn’t a baby but a giant penis and that this guy in a pickup was beating his giant penis against his steering wheel and honking his horn at us.
Moral of the story, this guy’s cock was as long as my forearm and as thick as my calf and he was a white guy too – Watch your ass in the South.
Wtf?
I know. I lived it. WTF is right.
Maybe he was a jokester with some sort of rubber prop, and this was his idea of a fun prank…. or maybe it was real.
Honestly, I have never even seen a horse penis that big. The biology of it is as disturbing as the fact that my wife and I were visually clown raped.
Hedge fund managers and their too-thin wives and largely obnoxious children invade East Hampton each summer. Little Stevie Cohen bought a beautiful restaurant space in East Hampton and quickly converted it to a trading room. Look forward to sending them all back your way soon.