iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Will Be Granted One Gift

With markets selling off and Exodus free trials about to take place, there is a distinct possibility that you will get to be entreated to a world famous oversold signal. Mind you, it isn’t for the faint of heart and many of you will be completely wiped out, from now until then. Why, you might even take to the Twitter to rant about your online brokerage failing to fire you and subsequently save you from heinous, self-inflicted, capital losses.

I’ve always tried to save the lot of you, morons surfing across the interwebs in search of fortune. The funny part about the whole equation, you surfing and all, reading away, is your inability to see fortune right in front of your fucking faces. I’ve built a world class market intelligence software, against the advice of friends and business associates, priced it to be attainable for the afternoon snacker, beer guzzler, catamite donkey puncher: you, the reader class.

That being said, I sold out from my RDWR position. The software security trade is over and this one didn’t move, so I am ghost.

I’m down 0.8% today, mostly thanks to CENX getting its balls bounced around. SAGE is outperforming, which is my 2nd largest position. I am still long large amounts of XLU. Should this market continue to weaken, watch for that to make an upside move.

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17 comments

  1. og

    Do we blame Carl?

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  2. jersey whale

    God I love punching donkeys

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    • t.c.

      It is the best way to start every day.

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      • Dr. Fly

        It means to suck cock. You said it, not me.

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        • duckkell

          Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and perfectly safe sexual practice often performed during face-down-***-up-intercourse. The practice involves the penetrating partner punching the passive partner in the back of the head or neck – found this on the interweb so it must be true

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        • t.c.

          Punching donkeys has nothing to do with cock sucking. Where did you learn your slang? COME ON!

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          • Dr. Fly

            TC

            You are unfamiliar with the vernacular. Now consider yourself versed. Avoid saying you love to start your day off by punching donkeys in the future.

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          • t.c.

            This is true. I have no idea. When you wrote that I thought you meant punching small horse like creatures in the face. I had no clue there was sexual innuendo involved.

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          • fryguy15

            You knew damn well.

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          • t.c.

            I actually though donkey punching was might be like an extreme form of cow tipping. My knowledge of slang is very weak.

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  3. biffer

    Does this greek politician run a frontrunning hedge fund? Jasus.

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  4. uglyflint

    Fly funny as hell with t.c. I noticed the reader class here is pretty cordial. We don’t attack each other like the savage yahoo board.

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  5. duckkell

    sitting on caishe…need to gamble..someone help!!

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Rapper Rick Ross arrested on kidnapping charges

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  7. bexpo

    Everyone went home & left the machines running.

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  8. bexpo

    PS: I was shocked you ventured into aluminum – AA goes down every single day, I own the LEMON.

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