THE GREEKS TOOK THE BACKDOOR EXIT FROM EUROPEAN NEGOTIATIONS

We all knew this would happen. The Greeks still want reparations and a few cartons of cigarettes from the Nazis for destroying their country 70 years ago. The Greeks never forget and always hold grudges. As such, they now hold the entirety of Europe by its little balls, threatening to plunge them into the fires of castration.

Once removed from the Euro-prison, the Greeks will devalue the fuck out of their currency, making the greedy Italians and incompetent Spaniards envious. Not before long, the entire euro project will plunge into failure, entirely fucking Germany–WHOLESALE–which, in turn, will cause a revolt inside of their political ranks.

Shortly thereafter, a right wing maniac will seize power and mobilize the Nazi parading band of lunatics to invade its neighbors again. Britain will roll their eyes, then bomb the Germans back into the stone age, all the while the fucking Greeks sit back, drinking ouzo and chain smoking filterless cigarettes, ass naked, on the white beaches of Elafonissi.