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THE DICK FINALLY PULLED OUT FROM TWITTER

I have no patience for this fucking guy, always doing interviews from his corporate gym. Fuck your corporate gyms. Get on the fucking phone or go down to the hole where you keep your coders and whip them, viscously, and without remorse. This is a man who presided over the single best brand on the fucking planet and worked 24/7 to see its irrelevancy grow on a daily basis.

Now that the dick is out (pause), Twitter’s stock price can catch a bid. Bear in mind, this is a stupid company, losing hundreds of millions per quarter, completely devoid of capitalism. As presently constructed, Twitter is a communist regime. Periscope is nice; but it’s transient. I am sure their quarterly losses racked up something awful this quarter, with all of that brand new Periscope bandwidth shit.

Nevertheless, the world (that’s right I said the fucking world) is a better place with dick out from Twitter. He was simply fucking shit up and making a mess (extra pause).

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14 comments

  1. ironbird

    We all know Silicon Valley is flat as Asian ass. Dick will find a new home in some other place(no homo).

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  2. juice

    “Now that the dick is out (pause), Twitter’s stock price can catch a bid.”

    le Fly channeling le Cramer

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  3. rangersfan

    you%20still%20like%20airlines%20%24AAL.%20how%20about%20a%20rebound%20with%20restaurants%2C%20%24FRGI

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, that ending….

    This post conjured up old memories of one of my high school coaches – “Dick Griesser”…. really! http://www.arizonasoftballfoundation.org/men/griesser-dick.html

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  5. budh

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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  6. blahblahblah

    Jack’s buddy buddy BS is not helping.

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  7. blahblahblah

    dayum. I think Faber is going to make Dick cry.

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  8. t.c.

    Jack Dorsey channeling Howard Hughes with that crazy beard.

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  9. camper

    hey fly,WTF with AGIO ?

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