EXTREME Degeneracy Taking Place

If you gander down below my headline, you will see this.

Fellow blogger, and keynote speaker of the iBankCoin 2nd Annual Investors Conference (get your fucking tickets now), has been buying, what he likes to call, “a dick in the sky.” To each his own, I suppose. As a matter of fact, I once owned this “dick in the sky” and was nearly decapitated by it. He’s been making an absolute killing in it, and many others stocks for that matter. No one is better than The Option Addict when he’s on a roll; and right now, he’s fucking avalanching.

But the point remains, gents: whist dicks in skies make new highs and chinese burritos concoct daily schemes to “go private”, the market cords are unwinding. We’re in the midst of a market rout today. But you wouldn’t know it with all of that sky dick on your plate.

On a separate and unrelated accord, my CYBR is heading higher again. AGIO is getting crushed following data. I sold out of it last week above $120 and will be looking to reenter down here.

HOWEVER, it is my belief that the market will endeavor to “June swoon” some more next week, leaving the purblind with a bad taste of sky-dicks left in their mouths. I’d advise you to take profits now and bask in the sunshine of you winship, at least for a short while. But I simply don’t care enough, so I wont.