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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’m Gonna Blow Your Mind With This Post

Have a great fucking Friday. Get out there, like the nerds you are, and kill it.

You’ve got the tools you need for success and an outsourced think tank (iBankCoin) to help you navigate these waters. What can go wrong?

If you’re just tuning in to the world, having been under a rock for the past 5 years, just know that you’re alive and well (hopefully) during the most innovative and profitable era…ever. All of the R&D that has gone into biotech, over the past twenty years, is bearing fruits now. Aside from the bedraggled misanthropic hackers, technology innovation has never been more progressive.

You, the lowly reader, creature from the lagoon, monster of all monsters, are in a fantastic position to make a lot of money here. And, on top of all of that, Le Fly, as he is formerly known in France, will see to it that your ugly faces do not get punched in by the markets!

If there is going to be punching done here, I will be the one to do it.

Happy trading.

NOTE: I’m feeling generous, ahead of my birthday. If you want a 3 day trial to Exodus, email me at [email protected]. Truly, my generosity is without boundaries.

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10 comments

  1. Anton

    The happiest of birthdays to you, Le Fly.

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  2. speerothekid

    “…either you’re somebody, or you’re nobody…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXCMz340CRg

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  3. juice

    The Fly must be 47 by now aka ineligible to partake of this fine institution

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  4. carolina

    Chardon Capital-what kind of miscreant firm is this? fucking short selling scum

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  5. gnat

    Per your post: “formerly” vs “formally” – an important distinction to know.
    In Menlo Park where I live, a gas station service department moved and they posted a sign:
    “Come See Our New Location”
    and at the bottom:
    “Formally Menlo Atherton Shell”
    Of course they are Arabs or something so what the hell do they know. Amazing thing is sign makers happily make signs with spelling errors and grammatical errors. Maybe they are illiterate too.

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  6. matt_bear

    that was a great scene. so blatant and slightly unexpected.

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  7. illmighty

    FEYE looks to be bustin a move…great job Fly! Gracias! Also, NUGT short…fantastic Exodus call right there!! #fuckyeahfriday

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  8. lesurgeon

    Exodus is punching all the hater unconscious. I jumped into DRN this morning between periods at $73.09. I’m up 3.20% before lunch!!! EXODUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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