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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Thought I Cared About Your ‘Top Picks’?

You dumb shits. I’m up 27% for the year. I care for your top picks like I care for black death. Actually, I care for black death quite a bit, as long as it’s inflicted upon the cities of others.

I moved higher 0.5% today, bowling hard on Blustar and his ilk.

Separately, I’m finalizing a venue for the 2nd Annual iBC Investors Conference, NYC, next week–hosted by The Option Addict. I’ll have some other people showing up to guest speak too, the closer we get to 10/24/15.

Listen to me, fuck off and quit offering Space Alien Magicians (SAM) financial advice on first rate/class websites, on the internets.

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13 comments

  1. the osu

    Make it two weeks and I’ll take the offer ; not worth the effort for three phucking days you less than generous degenerate .

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    • Dr. Fly

      You’re supposed to be banned. Don’t make me do it again

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  2. jpmorgains

    I know you don’t care. I don’t either. I know I am the shit.

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  3. Marc David

    I feel like a turkey. I mean for a second once again, I thought The Fly cared and then BAM! Trap comes down on me.. for the 100th time.

    I fall for this shit every time year after year.

    Jesus. I’ll never learn.

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  4. sloop

    My birthday is 10/20 how about sending me a plane ticket for my birthday? Are you going to show your face this time or not!!!

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  5. sloop

    I’ll bring you a 80 dollar of wine from our vineyard and I’ll sign it for you if you want

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  6. sloop

    Oops forgot “bottle”

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    • Dr. Fly

      I showed my face last time. The question is, did you know who I was?

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  7. ironbird

    Watched the last Letterman show last night. Two observations. First. The show was way better before Politically Correct infected entertainment. The old clips almost seemed creepy in today’s gay terms of what is ‘okay to say and do’. Second. The 0 down 60 month car loan commercials. Some things never change.

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  8. forgetalpha

    Fly, NYC investor conference…any details?

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    • The Equalizer

      Those were the details; I’ve been wondering which month of the three months on the survey that I’d need to clear off my calendar, never mind which weekend, and now I do. Vegas was incredible; I’m pumped for NYC.

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  9. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    You may be up shanghai is up 2%, tonight
    That would be 130% in 12 months
    Humanity is dumb

    It’s happening right in front of your faces
    No one saying anything
    My collapse

    is coming

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  10. thomasjefferson
    thomasjefferson

    My ‘Top picks’: $Z
    Or maybe $WYNN on some more weakness.
    Or a different company. Depending on which goes up from here.

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