I’m revenge trading hard on this FEYE, throwing spears into the faces of the clown-rapists who laid into me last year for losing millions in it. Granted, I have a long ways to go; but I’m headed in the right direction–now up 27.5% for the year.
If I could reverse the events of last year, I wouldn’t. I realize all of you morons want to borrow my time machine in order to “buy MSFT at $2.” When altering past events, you might, inadvertently, fuck yourself in the future.
For example: let’s say you bought MSFT at $2 and ended up super rich in the future. What if that new fortune afforded you to buy a fucking segway and that shit went sideways and launched you into a field of rocks, knocking your brains about the head–making you look like that Hawkins guy–wheeled chair up?
Or, maybe your new found fortune altered your lifestyle to one of extreme degeneracy, cocaine for breakfast, lunch and dinner–trading your net worth to zero. You travel back to the future, and accidentally break the time machine, and find yourself homeless and shit–tinned cup up.
No. You cannot alter past events. Be happy for your housing tenement and 2 figure Scotted Trade accounts. Life could be worse, I think.
At any rate, “The Fly” is killing shit. Back the fuck up (extra Onyx) and out the way.
Have a great weekend.
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You are funnier than fuckin JJ Walker
Sir Fly, when might you let out your summer FRO, bro?
Try not working this weekend.
Sir Fly, nice day in FEYE If I do say so myself.
Can’t you just give me a sailboat instead of this damn red heart guy!!
Fly, I am not asking for a free trial. I will be signing up for a month. If I like your platform I will change to a year. FYI
may i humbly partake in a free trial for exodus good professor sir starting monday ?
This shit right here is why I come here…not for the stock picks.
Microsoft? Please.
I’d tell my great grand parents to go all in on Sherwin Williams.
I remember once upon a time (before the Crash of 2008) some co-workers were bantering about whether MSFT vs AAPL would be the best time machine stock of the 90s, and were surprised to see POT beat them both from $0.67-1.15 in 1990-1994 to $70Split-adjusted, that was three times better than AAPL ($28 split-adjusted pre-crash peak) and twice as good as MSFT ($45 split-adjusted pre-crash peak vs $2.00ish price in the early 90s.)
AAPL has since outstripped everything; a 25-bagger from the death of System 9 to the iPod, a hiccup during the Crash, and then the iPhone boom to $130, and MSFT and POT have basically gone nowhere after recovering their pre-crash highs, but the thing that sticks in my mind is that there was a 15-year period of time in which a Canadian potash company beat the two biggest names in tech in terms of percentage return.