Pardon this mornings threats of violence against your person. I had things to do and felt as if the blog hampered me from achieving unparalleled greatness. Now that my chores have been completed (extra Sheryl Sandburg), I welcome all of you apes back into the fold and bosom (pause) of iBankCoin.
In case you’re wondering if the rumors are true, yes they are. I am indeud drinking a slimy mugged filled with bullet proof coffee right now, mixed with the greasiest coconut oil the world has ever known. I am also up 0.8% for the day, which places me at the apex for 2015 of +26.5%.
I outstrip you.
My top 5 positions are…
Fuck you. Join the league of gentlemen of Exodus and find out.
Good day to you, from Princeton, NJ, where the air is brisk and people intelligent.
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It is chilly here today in Sopranoland.
Most people don’t know what that beverage is yet. Good choice, though. I have yet to try one.
pro tip: blend your coffee with the coconut grease in it–next level
Sincerely,
Chef Raul, Periscope sensation
the wonders of consuming coconut oil have been vastly blown out of proportion by the internet.
+1 Matt
“Never be haughty with your next ones, and live in modesty with everyone and with yourselves; do not strive for renown and fame, because otherwise you will fall victim to megalomania, selfishness and wanting to appear to be more than you are, as well as the worship in irrationality performed by others who bow down to pay you homage (glorify you).”
Bulletproof coffee is the only constant in my diet.
Dr. Fly, don’t you have an office in New York City where you apply the lash to your underlings?
Imposter! What did you do with the real fly
Is this true on the Bulletproof, if so I may have to try it.
then again, if I know the Real Fly, this is false.